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Juliette wrote:Wouldn't call it 'massed'.. but I can see where you 'sword people' would get that impression.Field Marshall wrote:You were massed though right sweetie?
Eloquence is clearly not a Sword Person thing.Field Marshall wrote:Being a sword person, my official response is:Juliette wrote:Wouldn't call it 'massed'.. but I can see where you 'sword people' would get that impression.Field Marshall wrote:You were massed though right sweetie?
Absolutely love this idea, though. It sucks on so many levels, it became good by default. 
Juliette wrote:I was wondering what was going on. Thank you Jack, for that refined summary.[BoT] Jack wrote:Awww how cute, the babies are stomping their feet and throwing a tantrum.
@Mordack: TUTU was their cheering alliance. Not RATTATTA, that was the military branch.
where the **Filtered** did I post this? Oh so you're gonna take the side of SS, huh? I see how it is.Eärendil wrote:[spoiler=]As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Eärendil stormed the realm of Empy!
Eärendil sent:
1 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 4,947,220 Super Questers and 1,957,001 Questers
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
4,947,220 Super Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
1,957,001 Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
Opposite this, stood the forces of Empy
Empy resisted the aggressors with:
362,471 Super Guards and 82,424 Home Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
0 Super Guards have what it takes...
362471 Super Guards came unarmed!
82424 Home Guard came unarmed!
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
Eärendil, personally commanding Elbrus, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Empy was commanding Serenity, thier MotherShip.
Elbrus hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
Serenity, and its fleets, meets it head on!
Elbrus uses its Pod Volley to inflict 303,781,460,000 damage, destroying 455 Energy Shields on Serenity!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 53 Nuclear Volley, and totally destroyed 8 fleets!
Eärendil's Elbrus adds 261,243,678,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!
Serenity uses its Nuclear Volley to inflict 1,649,532,000 damage, destroying 41 Energy Shields on Elbrus!
The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.
The forces of Eärendil rush in full force, and inflict 3,085,246,874,239 damage on Empy's forces!
It was confirmed that 6,590 of Empy's forces fell at the hands of Eärendil's assult.
The forces of Empy fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Eärendil's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Eärendil's troops.
The forces of Eärendil's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Empy's Covert Ops!
0 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
Unfortunately, Empy's Covert Ops were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
No weapons to report on. You make a mental note to talk strategy with your attacking commanders...
The forces of Eärendil massacred those of Empy
The forces of Empy flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Empy, it is recorded that
a total of 71,189,658,953 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Empy
Many wonder if Empy will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Empy before such a feat should wisely be considered![/spoiler]
I won't be massing anyone as forums =! ingame
Eärendil wrote:E.M.P. wrote:Oh so you're gonna take the side of SS, huh? I see how it is.Eärendil wrote:[spoiler=]As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of Eärendil stormed the realm of Empy!
Eärendil sent:
1 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 4,947,220 Super Questers and 1,957,001 Questers
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
4,947,220 Super Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
1,957,001 Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
Opposite this, stood the forces of Empy
Empy resisted the aggressors with:
362,471 Super Guards and 82,424 Home Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
0 Super Guards have what it takes...
362471 Super Guards came unarmed!
82424 Home Guard came unarmed!
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
Eärendil, personally commanding Elbrus, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Empy was commanding Serenity, thier MotherShip.
Elbrus hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
Serenity, and its fleets, meets it head on!
Elbrus uses its Pod Volley to inflict 303,781,460,000 damage, destroying 455 Energy Shields on Serenity!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 53 Nuclear Volley, and totally destroyed 8 fleets!
Eärendil's Elbrus adds 261,243,678,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!
Serenity uses its Nuclear Volley to inflict 1,649,532,000 damage, destroying 41 Energy Shields on Elbrus!
The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.
The forces of Eärendil rush in full force, and inflict 3,085,246,874,239 damage on Empy's forces!
It was confirmed that 6,590 of Empy's forces fell at the hands of Eärendil's assult.
The forces of Empy fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Eärendil's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Eärendil's troops.
The forces of Eärendil's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Empy's Covert Ops!
0 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
Unfortunately, Empy's Covert Ops were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
No weapons to report on. You make a mental note to talk strategy with your attacking commanders...
The forces of Eärendil massacred those of Empy
The forces of Empy flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Empy, it is recorded that
a total of 71,189,658,953 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Empy
Many wonder if Empy will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Empy before such a feat should wisely be considered![/spoiler]
I won't be massing anyone as forums =! ingame
No, it's fine. I can mass both of you.
SS makes a better cheesecake compared to your raisin and peanut cookies.
Juliette wrote:Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.Vicarious wrote:Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?~VicariouslyWith 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!
By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.
), and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send. Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started. I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken. Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.Juliette wrote:I will always miss you, Vinci.~Da Vinci~ wrote:thats new owner of my account dn't miss me 2 much julliet
What's with this 'new owner' talk now?Would that be other noob who hit me alongside Vicky? That was you, then.
Interesting.
In any case.. your (and Vicky's) sab calculator was off by about 700k on the first rounds.
....Earendil?!
You quoted a log. I do not see the need to quote logs, especially not when the people in them suck that hard, it'd be embarrassing to expose your failures. Reading down, though, I see you have no problem embarrassing yourself in public..Vicarious wrote:Okay so da vinci ACed you (and the example you even quoted was from his logs so nice oneJuliette wrote:Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.Vicarious wrote:Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?~VicariouslyWith 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!
By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.
*cough*Vicarious wrote:and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send.
You mean to say you spent even more time on me than I though looking at the logs?Vicarious wrote:Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started.
How awesome! You caused me 3T in damage. I had a 1.5T hit and a 2T hit right after that. Now tell me again that I do not know the game. Or are you telling me you do not know that per 100m AS, you can take 500B naq MORE per hit? (500M+ 2.5T per hit / 200m 1T per hit, etc..)Vicarious wrote:I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken.
You know how **Filtered** stupid you sound right now, right?Vicarious wrote:Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.
How long have you been playing? A week? Tops? Otherwise there is no excuse for the ignorance of the game you just displayed while pretending to know anything about the game. Excuse me, but seeing how you have no clue how the game works, forgive me for not believing a word you just said.Vicarious wrote:As for way too many, at worst, you lost 60k weapons when i lost 86k units, not exactly way too many. I guarantee you could not have done it any better.
~V
Juliette wrote:You quoted a log. I do not see the need to quote logs, especially not when the people in them suck that hard, it'd be embarrassing to expose your failures. Reading down, though, I see you have no problem embarrassing yourself in public..Vicarious wrote:Okay so da vinci ACed you (and the example you even quoted was from his logs so nice oneJuliette wrote:Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.Vicarious wrote:Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?~VicariouslyWith 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!
By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.
*cough*Vicarious wrote:and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send.You mean to say you spent even more time on me than I though looking at the logs?Vicarious wrote:Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started.You caused me 3T in damage. I had a 1.5T hit and a 2T hit right after that. Now tell me again that I do not know the game. Or are you telling me you do not know that per 100m AS, you can take 500B naq MORE per hit? (500M+ 2.5T per hit / 200m 1T per hit, etc..)Vicarious wrote:I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken.You know how **Filtered** stupid you sound right now, right?Vicarious wrote:Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.
I guess that comes with the territory of being someone no one has heard of until now..Excuse me, but seeing how you have no clue how the game works, forgive me for not believing a word you just said.Vicarious wrote:As for way too many, at worst, you lost 60k weapons when i lost 86k units, not exactly way too many. I guarantee you could not have done it any better.
~V
(I learned the 'bold red' from Robe. Awesome right? Goes right to the point.)
xDaku wrote:
I'm still searching for a person who you've massed, don't know why it's so tough to find with you being such a good player and all, I should socialize more
