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Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:21 pm**

***Shoots the worlds most handgun right next to YOTS ear***

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:48 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:40 am**

*changes stance again with left foot aimed at Major Silence Bob for cruelty to yots

right foot aimed at ash and left hand aimed at random people*

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:50 am**

***Squares the cross hairs on Soulless and wonders how much of him will paint the walls if Silent Bob fires first***

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:54 am**

*reminds MSB of Active camouflage,*

you cant see me!

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:59 am**

Oh. did I forget to mention it was a combination thermal imaging and 1233mghtz aerial sonar scope???

I can see you

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:02 am**

this personally modified active camo counters all! you really cant!

*sneaks up behind you and levels d.eagle with the back of your head*

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:06 am**

***Saw you coming with his low band radar***
**Had already wedged the worlds most powerfull handgun between his butt cheeks**

......one fart and you'll be singing soprano buddy

***Scans though his scope for another target***

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:12 am**

umm thats not me. remember "this personally modified active camo counters all!"

*location unknown, i find a spot to take msb down if i see fit*

you cant see me
you cant find me

lol

wel not lol coz u'd find me so

grins behind active camo

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:23 am**

***Uses his Psychic powers to find Soulless' location***
** uses his telekinetic powers to slew the tripod mounted Browning .50 gattling gun at him**

Now one thought and your mince meat....literally

***ate to many onion rings and can't hold on any more***
**Farts and blows the balls off whoever is standing behind him**

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:29 am**

Good thing I decided not to sneak up on you

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:19 am**

*has a anti psychic suit! NO BROWNING SHOOTAGE!*

*looks at severely mangled phesant decoy with undeveloped actve camo and feels sorry for it*

*remembers many many MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY decoys around area and grins again*

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:33 am**

hey this is almost as bad as the time the fluffy bunnies draged my sanity of the prison

oh well

*breaks space time to point a gun at everyone at every time*

yeh thats right

*note one of own guns is pointing at self*

damnit

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:54 am**

***Clips in a 1 million to the power of 10 round magazine into the gatling gun and proceeds to mow a 270 degree swathe around the building that everyone is in ***

still out there??

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:59 am**

Major Silent Bob wrote:***Clips in a 1 million to the power of 10 round magazine into the gatling gun and proceeds to mow a 270 degree swathe around the building that everyone is in ***

still out there??

LOAD YOUR GUN WITH BULLETS NOT CRAYONS!!!!

atleast then id die before i felt like someone had poked me with a finger attached to a saturn rocket

*resumes stance of pointing guns at every one at all times (including self

)*

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