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Belsamber wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Adults have jobs, Im not losing my Job that provides for my family to satisfy your TEEN ego, why don't you go upstairs and ask your mom to make you a sandwich

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Lol CC90 , when your NutZ finally drop come talked with the big boys. Dont let your mom catch you talking like that you might get a bar of soap in the mouth, but im guessing you prefer the spanking.

Saying someone has a teen ego and then you go and act like one going on about "nutz" and mother jokes. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:We are not DDE

Might want to check because rob says you are the real DDE or he was singing that tune at some stage

The Anti-Christ wrote:It's fine, I took pity on you so let others mass more so we would have greater losses thus letting you guys win & feel somewhat important for a undisclosed short period of time

19085-19159-1459680242 Apr 03, 07:44 Apr 04, 07:44 Venit mors ad omnes (9) 802,478,563 729,242,136 90.9 Judgement (16) 1,060,869,380 845,858,931 79.7 Judgement (16) 11,295,814,624,700 well...coulda gone either way...

You mean forever engraved in SGW chronicles

Just kidding Anti you love I love you just giving you fun.

Hey Princess, buddy post about my wife, Ill post about him being a little boy!!! Oh let me guess your one of those alliance that TRY and dish it out and cant take it back. Its all coming together now.

Puts on his White gloved, BETTER

we want kill unit in atac (ask arkenius what i said)and we done well the job

no life for snipers one caught me on line again ha ha

and for alliance name can be for sure killers machine but we don.t care


hippo i like your stats ha ha you used to be better in fs

Am i the only one who just sits back and reads all the posts in these war threads? I think the banter, albeit childish at times, is quite amusing.

Main Wins
[spoiler]Your Achievements (war points per in brackets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 39,243,260
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 75,525,884
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 0
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 33,731,726
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 94,511,390
Spies Killed(50) 105,316,991
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 3,427,618
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 6,539,224
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 4,749
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 1
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 4,246,256,457,250
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 64,080,306
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 3,425,596,898,290
Attack Turns Used(1) 11,100
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 33,731,282,126[/spoiler]

Main Losses
[spoiler]Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 0
Defending Mercenaries Lost 0
Raiders Lost 10,832,321
Guards Lost 19,929,337
Super Soldier Lost 88,402,779
Super Guards Lost 40,629,150
Undercover Agents Lost 234,570,476
Assassin Lost 49,349,992
Mothership Weapons Lost 4,879,638
Mothership Shields Lost 6,391,071
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 2
Naquadah Lost 724,185,848,109
Untrained Lost 27,738,550
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 2,844,264,858,214
Attack Turns Used Against You 7,603
War Points Value of Losses (just as FYI) 50,953,300,974[/spoiler]

Ascended Wins
[spoiler]Your Personal Score
Attack Planets Destroyed 0
Super Attack Planets Destroyed 222,959,942
Defence Planets Destroyed 0
Super Defence Planets Destroyed 1,127,360,692
Covert Planets Destroyed 1,258,699,457
Assassin Planets Destroyed 5,254,193,979
Grand Total of Planets Slaughtered 13,264,496,606
Dark Matter Units Stolen 26,966,207,848,703,100
Attack Turns Used 5,809
Life Force Destroyed 5,914,984,744
Command Star Attack Weapons Destroyed 81,580,431
Command Star Defence Weapons Destroyed 41,423,251
Weapon Points Destroyed 10,024,688,786,918[/spoiler]

Ascended Losses
[spoiler]What Others Have Done To You
Attack Planets Destroyed 0
Super Attack Planets Destroyed 470,931,972
Defence Planets Destroyed 0
Super Defence Planets Destroyed 895,632,236
Covert Planets Destroyed 27,768,676
Assassin Planets Destroyed 834,465,451
Grand Total of Planets Slaughtered 7,695,055,167
Dark Matter Units Stolen 644,694,807,006,000
Attack Turns Used 1,537
Life Force Destroyed 4,677,650,624
Command Star Attack Weapons Destroyed 20,552,501
Command Star Defence Weapons Destroyed 78,557,172
Weapon Points Destroyed 10,537,667,652,340[/spoiler]

Mind you this ME is based more so on the War with OE.
Mr Oneill is the only one to date that I've had the pleasure playing with

Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

No I like the name LMAO is catchy.

Laugh my ass off, laughing at you,
Laugh my ass off, it really is true,
Bobby you're the one I just love to goad,
Now quiet down and take my load.

I'm really enjoying myself.

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

You should find this whole experience amusing Sir, not just my little assault

PS was surprised to see this:

[spoiler]Colonel Jack Oneill
SG1
[ Venit mors ad omnes - The Original Jack ]
Disciples of Lofn (Old School)
UnKnown of the TOLAH
{Temporarily on the Protected Planets Treaty...}[/spoiler]

Mr Wang wrote:

Mori Takamoto wrote:enjoyed taking my first def in this war .

With loses of 602,806k per 15turn hit against my 187,500k .............. also you massed your ms against mine.

Welcome to the party


EDIT: Just seen this .... Sabotage Infiltrated 56,242,143 .... wow really??

to be fair dont really care just wanted to take your def. i cant really compete with big motherships as my account is poop so yes i will party for taking your defence .

Dude, I think you hurt something after the 1st one, they just keep getting lamer and lamer. Take a break, regroup, try a little later

The Tribulation wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

You should find this whole experience amusing Sir, not just my little assault

PS was surprised to see this:

[spoiler]Colonel Jack Oneill
SG1
[ Venit mors ad omnes - The Original Jack ]
Disciples of Lofn (Old School)
UnKnown of the TOLAH
{Temporarily on the Protected Planets Treaty...}[/spoiler]

Wife birthday, taking her to the mountains for a couple days, No worries Ill be back soon , Kid free for a couple days have to enjoy it to its fullest

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:

The Tribulation wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

You should find this whole experience amusing Sir, not just my little assault

PS was surprised to see this:

[spoiler]Colonel Jack Oneill
SG1
[ Venit mors ad omnes - The Original Jack ]
Disciples of Lofn (Old School)
UnKnown of the TOLAH
{Temporarily on the Protected Planets Treaty...}[/spoiler]

Wife birthday, taking her to the mountains for a couple days, No worries Ill be back soon , Kid free for a couple days have to enjoy it to its fullest

lol totally understand. Have a great time and I'm sure we'll be seeing you back, soon enough

Always bud, Cheers Take care

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:

The Tribulation wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

You should find this whole experience amusing Sir, not just my little assault

PS was surprised to see this:

[spoiler]Colonel Jack Oneill
SG1
[ Venit mors ad omnes - The Original Jack ]
Disciples of Lofn (Old School)
UnKnown of the TOLAH
{Temporarily on the Protected Planets Treaty...}[/spoiler]

Wife birthday, taking her to the mountains for a couple days, No worries Ill be back soon , Kid free for a couple days have to enjoy it to its fullest

Enjoy and travel safey, see you once you're back

Belsamber wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:

The Tribulation wrote:

Colonel Jack Oneill wrote:Well done on the assaults Trib. I find it very amusing, and will continue to keep it going

You should find this whole experience amusing Sir, not just my little assault

PS was surprised to see this:

[spoiler]Colonel Jack Oneill
SG1
[ Venit mors ad omnes - The Original Jack ]
Disciples of Lofn (Old School)
UnKnown of the TOLAH
{Temporarily on the Protected Planets Treaty...}[/spoiler]

Wife birthday, taking her to the mountains for a couple days, No worries Ill be back soon , Kid free for a couple days have to enjoy it to its fullest

Enjoy and travel safey, see you once you're back

Cheers

have a gift for ....

when did harch take this pic :p