There realy is no better way that I can think of to make an opening post here on the forums then a good quote from the chat room, and i'd like to share with you all an episode that happened a fair while ago now, it's called, "The Sacrifice Of NutoV and Whitey's blatent uninterest."
[19:43] <scousemick> hi Crusher
[19:43] <Crusher> hey
[19:43] <scousemick> we are about to sacrifice Nuto_vixen, want to help?
[19:44] <Crusher> whose we?
[19:44] <scousemick> well, me and Replicationist
[19:44] <Crusher> sure, ill help, why not.
[19:45] <Replicationist> all we have to do is
[19:45] <Replicationist> A) cut of her feet
[19:45] <Replicationist> B) Cut out her tongue
[19:45] <Replicationist> C) sacrifice her to our God's
[19:45] <Replicationist> simple realy
[19:45] <Crusher> lmao
[19:45] <scousemick> and dance
[19:45] <scousemick>
[19:46] * Crusher starts hacking at NV's ancle, trying to remove the feet
[19:46] <Replicationist> of course
[19:46] <scousemick> and drink
[19:46] * Replicationist pulls out the ritual knife and opens nuto's mouth
[19:46] <Replicationist> now heathen, you shall speak no more evils
[19:46] * Replicationist cuts out Nuto's tongue
[19:46] <Crusher> lol
[19:47] <scousemick> HAHAHAHA
[19:47] <Replicationist> now, are the feet finished?
[19:48] * Crusher finishes hacking of the feet and holds them up in the air as trophies
[19:48] <Replicationist> alright, now we place the feet and tongue in a bowl
[19:49] <Replicationist> to finish, we must also cut of her index finger
[19:49] <Replicationist> on both hands
[19:50] <Replicationist> now, where was I
[19:50] <Replicationist> oh
[19:50] * Replicationist cuts of both nuto's index fingers and places them in the bowl
[19:51] <scousemick> shall i get some beers?
[19:52] <SLH> NV r u there?
[19:52] <Replicationist> no, she's being sacrificed
[19:52] <Crusher> lol
[19:52] <Replicationist> and watching south park at the same time
[19:53] <scousemick> lets party
[19:53] <Replicationist> it's a win win situation
[19:53] <Replicationist> but we haven't finished yet
[19:53] <Replicationist> someone has to cut out her heart to make the sacrifice complete
[19:54] <scousemick> ill get the chainsaw
[19:54] <SLH> I'm off cya
[19:54] * SLH has quit IRC (Quit: But who will watch the watchers?...)
[19:54] <scousemick> bye then
[19:55] <scousemick>
[19:57] <scousemick> anyways....
[20:02] <Nuto_vixen|SouthPark> umm...
[20:02] * Nuto_vixen|SouthPark is now known as Nuto_vixen
[20:03] <Crusher> the dead speaks
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> I'm not dead!
[20:03] <thor> we can see that
[20:03] <Crusher> ^^^^ youve been sacrificed
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> So I can see...
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> I objected to this...
[20:04] <Crusher> i thought you would
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> [19:46:53] <%Nuto_vixen> Whitey... why did you not stop these boys from trying to sacrifice me?
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> no sorry
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> Atlantis
[20:04] <Nuto_vixen> They were cuttng me!!
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> you'll be ok sacrificed
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ahh
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> you'll live
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> well...
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> actually...
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> sorry
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> StarGate
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> SACRIFICED!!!
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> Me!! You don't even care
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> STARGATE
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> they were cutting my fingers!
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS!
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> and neck and ankles
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> Jess...
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS!
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> You're point is weak
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> no
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> your neck is obivously
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> if they could cut it
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> :O
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> thats it! no trips to the park for you!
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> Atlantis
[20:07] <Nuto_vixen> I hate Atlantis, I think its the worst spin-off wanna-be comedy ever
[20:07] <DarthWhitey> :O
[20:07] <DarthWhitey> Nuto_Vixen!*@* added to ignore list. Reason: OMG!!!
[20:07] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:07] <Replicationist> lol
[20:08] <Replicationist> come on now Nuto
[20:08] <Replicationist> we didn't even get to finish you off
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> I know! lucky for you
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> well
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> if she appeals now
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> i'll help her
[20:08] <Replicationist> we only got your tongue, index fingers and feet
[20:08] <Replicationist> but you're still living
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> ....
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> I need those things!
[20:08] <Replicationist> nah
[20:09] <Replicationist> stop complaining
[20:09] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:09] <Replicationist> you can still type can't ya :p
[20:09] <Replicationist> even with no index fingers
[20:09] <Nuto_vixen> and I'm still telling EtL
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> you were cutting up one of his slaves
[20:10] <Replicationist> you're the most interesting person in here
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:10] * DarthWhitey coughs
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> awww, shuks
[20:10] <Replicationist> lol
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> LMAO
[20:10] <DarthWhitey> im not interesting?
[20:10] <Replicationist> aww, soz Whitey
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> nope
[20:10] <Replicationist> I have to keep Nuto happy
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> bore-a-thon
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> not being arrogant
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> but i got voted most intelligent
[20:10] <Replicationist> lol
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> by my senior class
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> ^_^
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> no one cares
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> honestly...
[20:11] <Replicationist> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> ^_^
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> no one cares
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> honestly...
[20:11] <Replicationist> lol
[20:11] <Replicationist> damn she's a fisty one :p
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> i doubt anyone else was going to get it
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> who is Replicationist?
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> O_o
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> although...
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> I do
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> fiesty you mean?
[20:11] <Replicationist> no
[20:11] * DarthWhitey fists Paul_The_Black
[20:11] <Replicationist> she punches
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> :O
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> nose !
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> lol
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> My ASSS!!!
[20:12] <Replicationist> she punched me in the balls, lol
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> yup
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> >_<
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> your sweet ass
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> why does it hurt so!
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> who Replicationist?
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> with my knee?
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> cause i stuck my fist in it
[20:12] <Replicationist> Nuto of course
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> but...
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> oh yea
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> i cant see her talking
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> HAHAHA
[20:12] <DarthWhitey>
[20:12] <Replicationist> lol
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> How rude is he
[20:12] * DarthWhitey pets his ignore list
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> Whitey is a crack wh0re!
[Credit goes to Crusher for the logs
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And so ends this chapter, hope you find it as hilarious as I did at the time
- Replicationist
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