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* quickshot84 was kicked by Whitey (you lose [kicks:3561])

damnit it isnt spaced properly.... that just defeats the whole purpose. damn you SGW forums!!!

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<Commissar_Revan> big pimping
<Commissar_Revan> lots of virgin hookers XD
<AncientAnubis> i doubt your girls are still virgins, unless they are VERY good
* Commissar_Revan was kicked by homer (Behave)
* Commissar_Revan has joined #StarGateWars
<Commissar_Revan> jeez what was that for

<hogster> will i get banned for advertising a channel?
<Lord_Of_Caprica> yea
<Xavier> yes
<Commissar_Revan> yea
<hogster> look at the sad ops lmao
* hogster was kicked by Xavier (look at the sad voices lmao)

<Wimp> hi all
<Wimp> hmm i've found bus stations friendlier than this
<AncientAnubis> yes, i've had many good conversations with bus stations

<Xavier> i do get the pms
<RepliJake> Xavier always get pms... hence the mood swings
<Xavier> ..........
<Replicationist> I like that one, now if only it was quoted.....
* Replicationist nudges Xavier

* Gatedialer farts on Xavier
<Gatedialer> *Xavier suffacates
<Gatedialer> self kick for childish comment
* Gatedialer has left #StarGateWars
* nfsnobody sets mode: +b *!bkkeim2000@*
<Xavier> ...?
<nfsnobody> he needed help in self banning
<nfsnobody> :P
<Xavier> he said self kick not self kb :/

<RepliJake> I have 2 alliances that declared total war with me
<Replicationist> two alliances aye, well i'd say you measure up to about 3 alliances
<RepliJake> that's what I told them
<RepliJake> they tried to argue

<wacky> wacky is kinda getting pissed off now
<Replicationist> wacky realy shouldn't talk about himself in third person, it's rather creepy ;)
<wacky> sorry
<Replicationist> no problems, I find it hilariously funny
<Replicationist> and I apologise
<wacky> but i am still pissed

<bryan> hmm, whats the easiest way for me to get into the top 100?
<bryan> on main
<Gatedialer> cheat
<Replicationist> continues PPT's
<Replicationist> with 600k UU

<Replicationist> what multies are everywhere
<Gatedialer> lol
<Replicationist> do you realy think 10k people play this game, lol
<Gatedialer> sure...
<Gatedialer> no
<Gatedialer> only around 5k
<Gatedialer> the rest never play
<Replicationist> or are multi farms
<Xavier> indeed, i heard that 'Gatedialer' was a multi farm for the tokra
<Gatedialer> :o

<Crusher> it's getting boring in here...
<Replicationist> I blame GD

<JoraSjacka> WHAT THE?!
<JoraSjacka> BUCK!? YOUVE LENT YOUR TROOPS TO BUCK!? :|


<Commissar_Revan> my litle sister can vouce for that nuto
<Commissar_Revan> the bully at school picked on her once
<Commissar_Revan> I broke 4 of this fingers in convicing him that violence is wrong
<homer> 0.0
<homer> umm using voilence to denounce violence ....hmm i think that would be an oxymoron

<Commissar_Revan> the idea wasn't to make him anti violent
<Commissar_Revan> just teaching him to stay the hell away from my family
<Commissar_Revan> or i'd come back for the other 6

* Gatedialer hears echo
<Gatedialer> sweet
<Gatedialer> how are you
* Gatedialer hears echo again
<Gatedialer> i asked you
<Gatedialer> now answer
* Gatedialer hears same again
<Gatedialer> omg
<Gatedialer> retard
* Crusher slaps Gatedialer around a bit with a gigantic Llama
<Gatedialer> just answer for once
* Gatedialer hears it again
<Gatedialer> OMG
<Gatedialer> do you not learn
* Gatedialer hears echo
<Gatedialer> fine i'm leaving
<Gatedialer> **Filtered**
* Gatedialer hears that echo
<Gatedialer> OMG
<Gatedialer> you calling me a biach
* Gatedialer leaves from the echoing retard

;)

lol

heh lol

my quotes suck

no they dont

*drops nice guy act*

ok they do

*changes in-gamE*

Xavier wrote:<JoraSjacka> WHAT THE?!
<JoraSjacka> BUCK!? YOUVE LENT YOUR TROOPS TO BUCK!?

Yay! I'm funny! All hail Indu Jora!
Btw...Can I get bucks troops now?

One quote, more as I find the time to chat.

<Ramius> who are you?
[19:19] <The2ndlibra> i was alkesh
[19:19] <Ramius> Oh, right

There realy is no better way that I can think of to make an opening post here on the forums then a good quote from the chat room, and i'd like to share with you all an episode that happened a fair while ago now, it's called, "The Sacrifice Of NutoV and Whitey's blatent uninterest."

[19:43] <scousemick> hi Crusher
[19:43] <Crusher> hey
[19:43] <scousemick> we are about to sacrifice Nuto_vixen, want to help?
[19:44] <Crusher> whose we?
[19:44] <scousemick> well, me and Replicationist
[19:44] <Crusher> sure, ill help, why not.
[19:45] <Replicationist> all we have to do is
[19:45] <Replicationist> A) cut of her feet
[19:45] <Replicationist> B) Cut out her tongue
[19:45] <Replicationist> C) sacrifice her to our God's
[19:45] <Replicationist> simple realy
[19:45] <Crusher> lmao
[19:45] <scousemick> and dance
[19:45] <scousemick>
[19:46] * Crusher starts hacking at NV's ancle, trying to remove the feet
[19:46] <Replicationist> of course
[19:46] <scousemick> and drink
[19:46] * Replicationist pulls out the ritual knife and opens nuto's mouth
[19:46] <Replicationist> now heathen, you shall speak no more evils
[19:46] * Replicationist cuts out Nuto's tongue
[19:46] <Crusher> lol
[19:47] <scousemick> HAHAHAHA
[19:47] <Replicationist> now, are the feet finished?
[19:48] * Crusher finishes hacking of the feet and holds them up in the air as trophies
[19:48] <Replicationist> alright, now we place the feet and tongue in a bowl
[19:49] <Replicationist> to finish, we must also cut of her index finger
[19:49] <Replicationist> on both hands
[19:50] <Replicationist> now, where was I
[19:50] <Replicationist> oh
[19:50] * Replicationist cuts of both nuto's index fingers and places them in the bowl
[19:51] <scousemick> shall i get some beers?
[19:52] <SLH> NV r u there?
[19:52] <Replicationist> no, she's being sacrificed
[19:52] <Crusher> lol
[19:52] <Replicationist> and watching south park at the same time
[19:53] <scousemick> lets party
[19:53] <Replicationist> it's a win win situation
[19:53] <Replicationist> but we haven't finished yet
[19:53] <Replicationist> someone has to cut out her heart to make the sacrifice complete
[19:54] <scousemick> ill get the chainsaw
[19:54] <SLH> I'm off cya
[19:54] * SLH has quit IRC (Quit: But who will watch the watchers?...)
[19:54] <scousemick> bye then
[19:55] <scousemick>
[19:57] <scousemick> anyways....
[20:02] <Nuto_vixen|SouthPark> umm...
[20:02] * Nuto_vixen|SouthPark is now known as Nuto_vixen
[20:03] <Crusher> the dead speaks
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> I'm not dead!
[20:03] <thor> we can see that
[20:03] <Crusher> ^^^^ youve been sacrificed
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> So I can see...
[20:03] <Nuto_vixen> I objected to this...
[20:04] <Crusher> i thought you would
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> [19:46:53] <%Nuto_vixen> Whitey... why did you not stop these boys from trying to sacrifice me?
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> no sorry
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> Atlantis
[20:04] <Nuto_vixen> They were cuttng me!!
[20:04] <DarthWhitey> you'll be ok sacrificed
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ahh
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> you'll live
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> well...
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> actually...
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> sorry
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> StarGate
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> SACRIFICED!!!
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> Me!! You don't even care
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> STARGATE
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> they were cutting my fingers!
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS!
[20:05] <Nuto_vixen> and neck and ankles
[20:05] <DarthWhitey> Jess...
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> ATLANTIS!
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> You're point is weak
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> no
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> your neck is obivously
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> if they could cut it
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> :O
[20:06] <Nuto_vixen> thats it! no trips to the park for you!
[20:06] <DarthWhitey> Atlantis
[20:07] <Nuto_vixen> I hate Atlantis, I think its the worst spin-off wanna-be comedy ever
[20:07] <DarthWhitey> :O
[20:07] <DarthWhitey> Nuto_Vixen!*@* added to ignore list. Reason: OMG!!!
[20:07] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:07] <Replicationist> lol
[20:08] <Replicationist> come on now Nuto
[20:08] <Replicationist> we didn't even get to finish you off
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> I know! lucky for you
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> well
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> if she appeals now
[20:08] <DarthWhitey> i'll help her
[20:08] <Replicationist> we only got your tongue, index fingers and feet
[20:08] <Replicationist> but you're still living
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> ....
[20:08] <Nuto_vixen> I need those things!
[20:08] <Replicationist> nah
[20:09] <Replicationist> stop complaining
[20:09] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:09] <Replicationist> you can still type can't ya :p
[20:09] <Replicationist> even with no index fingers
[20:09] <Nuto_vixen> and I'm still telling EtL
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> you were cutting up one of his slaves
[20:10] <Replicationist> you're the most interesting person in here
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:10] * DarthWhitey coughs
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> awww, shuks
[20:10] <Replicationist> lol
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> LMAO
[20:10] <DarthWhitey> im not interesting?
[20:10] <Replicationist> aww, soz Whitey
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> nope
[20:10] <Replicationist> I have to keep Nuto happy
[20:10] <Nuto_vixen> bore-a-thon
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> not being arrogant
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> but i got voted most intelligent
[20:10] <Replicationist> lol
[20:10] <Paul_The_Black> by my senior class
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> ^_^
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> no one cares
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> honestly...
[20:11] <Replicationist> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> ^_^
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> no one cares
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> honestly...
[20:11] <Replicationist> lol
[20:11] <Replicationist> damn she's a fisty one :p
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> i doubt anyone else was going to get it
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> who is Replicationist?
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> O_o
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> although...
[20:11] <Nuto_vixen> I do
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> fiesty you mean?
[20:11] <Replicationist> no
[20:11] * DarthWhitey fists Paul_The_Black
[20:11] <Replicationist> she punches
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> :O
[20:11] <Paul_The_Black> nose !
[20:11] <DarthWhitey> lol
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> My ASSS!!!
[20:12] <Replicationist> she punched me in the balls, lol
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> yup
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> >_<
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> your sweet ass
[20:12] <Paul_The_Black> why does it hurt so!
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> who Replicationist?
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> lol
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> with my knee?
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> cause i stuck my fist in it
[20:12] <Replicationist> Nuto of course
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> but...
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> oh yea
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> i cant see her talking
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen>
[20:12] <DarthWhitey> HAHAHA
[20:12] <DarthWhitey>
[20:12] <Replicationist> lol
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> How rude is he
[20:12] * DarthWhitey pets his ignore list
[20:12] <Nuto_vixen> Whitey is a crack wh0re!

[Credit goes to Crusher for the logs )

And so ends this chapter, hope you find it as hilarious as I did at the time

- Replicationist

Replicationist wrote:... i'd like to share with you all an episode that happened a fair while ago now, it's called, "The Sacrifice Of NutoV and Whitey's blatent uninterest."

Oh god...


I feel misquoted!


And she wasn't really ignored .


Oh dear...




/Whitey

WhiteyDude wrote:

Replicationist wrote:... i'd like to share with you all an episode that happened a fair while ago now, it's called, "The Sacrifice Of NutoV and Whitey's blatent uninterest."

Oh god...


I feel misquoted!


And she wasn't really ignored .


Oh dear...




/Whitey

It was definatly a magic moment in my SGWs chat time...

Along with my plastic sword fight with Psi and my biting bean bag...

Such a fun place!

ahhh the memories :p

Keep you eyes out for the illustrated novel version of the sacrifice of Nuto_Vixen

Gatedialer's echo part: 2

<Gatedialer> echo
<Gatedialer> echo
<Gatedialer> oh god not this guy again
* Gatedialer throws rock down canyon
* Gatedialer hears someone throw rock at him
<Gatedialer> ah
<Gatedialer> oh
* homer throws a rock at Gatedialer
<Gatedialer> stupid echoing retard
* Gatedialer shoots canyon
<Gatedialer> wth
<Gatedialer> ah
<Gatedialer> bullets
* homer says echo ...echo ....echo
<Gatedialer> run away!!
* Gatedialer throws nuke in canyan
<Gatedialer> dammit
* Gatedialer sees mushroom cloud and the second he sees it he vaporizes
* Gatedialer 's echo laughs
* Gatedialer 's echo says "Stupid echoing retard"

i got a brand new one


[23:00] <Whitey> homer...
[23:00] <Whitey> your such a low life these days
[23:00] <homer> 0.0
[23:00] <Whitey> you used to be such a nice guy
[23:00] <Whitey> now your scum
[23:00] <Whitey> scum like me
[23:00] <Whitey> >.<
[23:00] <Whitey> I blame myself

i would add the things etl was saying, but this is g rated, unlike that x-rated chatroom

Yes, you know we all have virgin ears.

(+Gatedialer) gala
(+Gatedialer) never change your name to "**Filtered**" again
—› kick: (Gatedialer) was kicked by (StueysGirl|afk) (Unallowed word/phrase - ***Filtered***)
—› join: (Gatedialer)
—› mode: (Whitey) sets (+v Gatedialer)
(+Gala) never say fu*k again
(+Gala) lol
(+Gala) that should b a quote for forums
(+Gala) <Gatedialer> gala
(+Gala) <Gatedialer> never change your name to "**Filtered**" again
(+Gala) * Gatedialer was kicked by StueysGirl|afk (Unallowed word/phrase - ***Filtered***)
—› kick: (Gala) was kicked by (StueysGirl|afk) (Unallowed word/phrase - ***Filtered***)
—› join: (Gala)
—› mode: (Whitey) sets (+v Gala)
(+doidoi) lmao
(+doidoi) now that should be a quote