I wanted not to answer no no no almost all the time so added comments to make it more interesting lol
1) Do you threaten people with RL harm?
>> If they do, to me, I give it back

2) do you promise “mess up their computer” or “give them a virus”?
>> Hmmm for fun that'd be funny

3) Do you think about ways to hurt them when you come back online, while lying in bed?
>> Who are "them"? The pink elephants?
4) do you spend more than $100/month on the game?
>> No I'm not enough rich (or caring most likely) to spend 50$ in an USS

5) do you sleep less than 30 minute intervales so you can bank every turn OR set an alarm so you can at least wake up and bank after an acceptible amount of time?
>> Uhhhhh? Sleeping less than 6.5 hours makes me be a zombie so HELL NO loooooool...I set critical yes, but now I dont really care anymore lol
6) Do you create new websites/chat services/forums etc.. soley designed for taking down your enemies
>> Funny...but...NO!

7) have you blown off visiting family to raid?
>> Nah, came too late once for putting songs on my phones, but that's not what we talk about here

Have you blown off "relations" to mass someone? (think Bill Clinton - US President)
>> What does Billy have to do with that??? Hmmm I dont remember lol, do you mean RL, if that, clearly NO, but if sgw relations, maybe yes maybe no!!
9) have you bought a whole new computer when your current one crapped out on you souly so you can play?
>> ROFLMAO
10) Do you get all your RL mates to start playing so you can have a "team"
>> They'd laugh @ me if they knew I waste my time elsewhere than in Playstation games lol
11) do you have RL friends?
>> See above...
12. If no to 11 are your SGW friends your only friends
>> Yes sgw friends are my only sgw friends...oh that's not the question ooops

13) do you plan world trips to visit them?
>> If it's enough interesting meeting with party etc why not! And not too far lol
14) Have you trained a friend/family member/pet to bank for you?
>> I should try to train the ghost of my house to bank, farm, raid etc...didn't enter in contact with him/her/it/???/none of the lasts yet

15) have you contemplated ways of cheating to beat your enemies?
>> Never did it even if thought of it lol, it's clearly not worth the movin!
16) Do you get your mother to give out to people when you get attacked.
>> No, should I?
17) Have you ever given out your cell phone # in the event of emergency ingme?
>> NO!!! There's only one person ingame I'd give it to...eventually..
18) Have you ever called someone due to an emergency ingame?
>> No
19) have you ever had “relations” with another player?
>> Trying or having? j/k

20) if yes have you ever massed your special friend over something they did to you?
>> No
21) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of massing?
>> DONT MENTION BEER WORD I WANT SOME
22) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of being massed?
>> same as above (too lazy to write in caps again

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23) Do you only use ppt to sleep?
>> Hmmm I use a bed most of time, but I'll try PPT, who knows, it could be better???

And I use most of times my 2 PPTs of the week because PPTs rock and nothing better ingame than PPT!!
24) have you ever cried due to something that happened in game?
>> No, nothing ingame made me cry, make me cry or will make me cry. People playing ingame that's different if someone I like is in **** with life in danger or passed away then that could happen. But not really ingame it is!
25) Have you ever waited a year just to get that guy? then quit the game laughing?
>> I said countless times I quit, never quitted for real though. Did I answered tha question?
26) have you ever begged someone not to leave the game?
>> Begged not the word, suggested or threatend not to more likely LOOOOL
27) Do you make sure to hit up as many conventions as possible?
>> No never been in 1 yet.
28) do you have at least 99% of your contacts on msn as people you met ingame?
>> Surely no, met too much people ingame to have them in msn!!
29) Have you messaged those 99% to vote for you for an sgw forum award or messaged them to click on your recuitment link for each new wave for Q?
>> "Mika - Love today" is all I want to say there!!! (in other words, no)
30) Have you ever considered to jump off the top off a building/cliff/bridge because of a war ingame?
>> I considered to jump off a stair twice but failed to succeed what your question is pointed at even considering that was NOT my intention at that time, all I got was a feeling that I looked like a kid for doing it...[/quote]