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*talking on Goa'phone*
Ah, milord. Glad you could come to the phone.
*aims Goa'phone at box and bomb setup in main corridors*
- We've found this box in the main corridor, milord.
- Oh, and also a bomb.
- Yes, well.. it says "Deadly Bomb" on the package.. and "Free".
- Maybe some Free Jaffa stunt?
- I'm sorry milord, I didn't mean to suggest there were any Jaffa left after you finished with them..
- No indeed. I didn't.
- I am ignorant, yes..
- Now what?
- We use the bomb?
- Great.. on whom?
- Replicators.. really.. great choice.
- I didn't mean it was random, milord.. just a good choice, as you always make good choices.

*hangs up*

Damn.. that Systemlord's pissed. Next time I find something, I will keep it.
Now. T'rak! Get that box and bomb to the secret meeting rooms, stat. The lord wants it there, so it should've been there yesterday.

No, it wasn't here yesterday.

Fool.. it was a figure of speech, now get your behind to those chambers. And take that accursed thing with you.

are you drunk?

Indeed, spam has no place here...

hmm auriel, seems like you aren't welcome.. i say.. you other races certainly aren't the friendliest

Gods have no need of friends, only servants.

ahaha.. good try. no such thing as Gods except for NanoTi's

HairyMehoff wrote:ahaha.. good try. no such thing as Gods except for NanoTi's

Do you want me to teach you how a true God behaves?

you always threaten me, but actually i was wanting to talk to you about sumthin, catch me on msn sometime lackdaddy1278@hotmail.com

What is it you wish to know.

HairyMehoff wrote:you always threaten me, but actually i was wanting to talk to you about sumthin, catch me on msn sometime lackdaddy1278@hotmail.com

That tis the way with AA...He one of the true, old school Goa'uld. Expect nothing less...then to be tested every post you make within this race forum.

Ah.. I do agree, it doesn't make much sense in hindsight.

Anyway.. never trust an Ancient bearing gifts.
Before you know it you'll be on your knees.

Gods do not kneel, sometimes bow

OOC: I thought I would go and have lots of beer. Came back and still did not understand what the gift was. I thought beer helped?

Last time I trust my human host

Beer make pople happy nothing more nthing less
I enjoy any beer as long as it taste cool not like mcdonal crap ones they DIShonor it !

I dont open mysterios boxes they ALWAYS contain some bombs or similar, in end you get ownd by it so rather not use it

is that the tokra that the mods despise?