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Masser for hire
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:17 pm
by Neimenljivi
Once again I'll be a merc to do the dirty job for you 
I can hit ANYONE in the game so don't be worried by me not reaching the defence. However, the bigger the defence is, the more it'll cost you. For massing:
- defences it'll cost you: 80 mil for my happiness, 30 mil for turns and the rest depends on the amount of supers I'll loose and weapon repairs.
- For getting me to mass and AC it'll cost you twice as much for my happiness and turns and repairs, while the naq required to hire me will be higher for only 30 mil.
- For getting me to mass def, AC AND sab, it'll cost you same amount as for getting me to mass and AC with aditional 30 mil.
Your name will stay confidentional and for aditional 100 mil I'll protect you from being farmed by farming back those who farm u (unless they're my allies, then I'll try to get them to stop farming u by messaging them). The price right now may seem a bit big but then think how much naq u'd have to spend in order to mass a player and u'll see (of course unless u can beat his defence urself, right now) it's cheaper to hire me.
I give myself the right to refuse the deal with no explanations if I choose to, but normaly won't refuse it unless the player u want massed is my allie or friend.
~Jack
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:41 pm
by Freestyle304
I'm not a "higher a masser" person, but I thought of something that might help you and your potential customers...
You might want to post a list of names that you won't mass. That way people will feel more comfortable contacting you because they won't be as afraid. I think most thinking players would be worried that you would tell your friend that someone wanted to mass them after you refused the contract.
I'm not saying that you would breach confidence on a contract that you accepted, but if it was a friend and a contract you refused... You made no promises and gave no info on who who be off-limits to you.
Just an idea. Have fun.
Freestyle
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:26 pm
by Mr Nice Guy
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:43 pm
by floophead_III
Mass High Empty =D
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:51 pm
by Zeratul
Freestyle304 wrote:You might want to post a list of names that you won't mass. That way people will feel more comfortable contacting you because they won't be as afraid. I think most thinking players would be worried that you would tell your friend that someone wanted to mass them after you refused the contract.
whats the fun in that?
it'd make those people feel safe... and that isnt fun is it?
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:50 am
by Freestyle304
True, but I'd guess the people he won't mass would be pretty sure of that fact already.
I'm suggesting that his business will improve if his clients feel safe. shrug. I don't foresee being on the safe or the client list though... and I also hope not on "list 3."
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:13 am
by Neimenljivi
As I've said - name stays confidentional. This doesn't change no matter what, even if I refuse the job, it'll stay confidentional. So anyone who wants to order a job will stay confidentional and completly safe. For some custumers I might even give a discount.
And freestyle u definatly aren't on safe list. That is sure. The rest is up to targets and me and if I decide to put u on my red list, u'll know sooner than anyone else 
~Jack
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:03 pm
by Mr Nice Guy
hey mass smooshable....
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:14 pm
by HippyFool
Ill give you 3b naq to keep Jack Oneil on 0 defense and low strike for the rest of the wave
... But you have to mass/Sab him every time his stats even look like they are going up
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:28 pm
by Neimenljivi
^
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says my chearleader
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:38 pm
by Neimenljivi
THE HORROR, THE HORROR...: HippyFool, having no defensive army to protect their realm, was forced (by the local populations) to send out their Politicians to negotiate with the invading forces!! But not all Politicians have silvery (or is it slithery?) tongues...
The negotiations ended with Jack Oneil getting everything they wanted, and the 1,851 of Jack Oneil's forces permanently silencing of HippyFool's Politicians.
oh noes, my chearleader just got a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice massage what was it, 2,5k supers and what, 13k spies?
~Jack
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:43 pm
by bebita
forgett about him
is out of busnnes
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:46 pm
by Neimenljivi
whatever makes u sleep better...
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:28 am
by Mr Nice Guy
so once Jack is massed... who will be massed.. bebita and jack out... mmm hippy or sleepy... or ..... smooshable ?
Re: Masser for hire
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 am
by bebita
bebita is not out
to be out i must be touched
