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Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:14 pm
by The White Rider
I attacked "The Ancients" which is now an officer of the original "The Ancients", now known as Ancient Anubis.

I attacked once with 12AT's and then the hilarity ensued...

First a message from "Ancient Anubis"...

Ancient Anubis wrote:Dont farm my friend or ill wipe you out of existince.

He is only ranked 30k bc he recently restarted game.


Rather curt and rude but ok...I'll play along...

My response...

SuperSheep wrote:Subject: Hail Mighty Anubis!!!

Message text:

Oh great Ancient Anubis!!!

Please, do tell me how I got on your bad side. You say I attacked your friend, however I have about a hundred people who gladly pay me tribute, and I am unsure as to which one in particular you are referring to.

Please tell me of who you speak of so I may discontinue my unwelcome patronage.

I await your reply and may the sun shine brightly on your ass for many days to come!

Your faithful servant,

SuperSheep

p.s. May I have my 80,000 infiltration units back? It seems they got waylaid in your domain and I would hate to report to their families of their disappearance.


And his response...

Ancient Anubis wrote:My friend took my old name of The Ancients also i used to be in the same alliance as Vertigo1.


Alright...moving on...

My response...

SuperSheep wrote:Subject: Oh Great Anubis

Message text:

Tell your apprentice that I would be honored to accept his humbleage in the form of a Peace setting with myself.

I think we can also come to a mutual sense of enlightenment with you kindly sending my 80,000 units back unharmed along with 20,000 in tribute.

I think we could then be at peace as well and lay this matter down with the setting sun.

SuperSheep

p.s. May the light of the gods forever shine on your path!


Sounds fair enough...

His response...

Ancient Anubis wrote:Look dont push it I am 30* your size. Also it was your fault for sending in only 400k lol.


Another threat...

I sent another message in the hope of explaining the error of his argument...

SuperSheep wrote:Subject: Hail Anubis!

Message text:

Yes, you would be utterly correct in your statement. You are the Mighty Anubis and I am merely your faithful servant however I think you may wish to consider the point that I am much larger than your apprentice and yet you ask me to cease and decist with my assaults.

Then, when I ask for our greatly loved infiltrators, you say to me that I should not ask for such things because you are so great, and I am not.

I say to you Oh Great Anubis, that you speak from both sides of your mouth and I am unsure as to what your great words of wisdom I am to follow...

Don't attack your friend because he is too weak or...
Don't ask for my precious units because you think me too weak

I say to you, please correct the inconsistencies of your mighty teachings lest I be lead down the wrong path.

Your confused servant
SuperSheep

p.s. May the light of a new day grant you clarity.
p.p.s. I still await a messenger of peace from your pupil. Perhaps he was preoccupied and forgot to send a herald.


I didn't have to wait long for this reply...

Ancient Anubis wrote:You may be bigger then he but I have the power to buy him 2.5 mil UU once my PPT ends.

No UU/tribute is to be given to you for it was your fault who sent them when I have 3 million spies.

He would be on PPT but he must wait 2 weeks to even go on PPT, also I told him to be low ranked bc I thought no one looks that low just to farm, and to protect his income planets which I already made a list for him.


I guess there is no dealing with the Great Anubis! None may question his greatness and if they do, they are liable to suffer his wrath. Guess I'll have to alert the families of the fallen soldiers to their unfortunate end. :P

Still as of this writing, have not received Peace setting from either, or tribute. However I have seen that "The Ancients" still leaves copious amounts of naquadah in the open. Sigh...

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:08 pm
by ~Artanis~
damn that was long.........and rather bit boring :lol:

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:11 pm
by Omoc
](*,) I can't belive i actually spend 2 minutes of my life reading this ](*,)

Who cares...

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:37 pm
by Avitir
You sent only 400k spies against him, no wonder you did not get them all coming back lol

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:56 pm
by Clarkey
What a boring thread for your very first post on the forum! ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................. :-$

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:58 pm
by Psi Kiya Trist
let me get this straight. you failed a recon on him, and then demanded the spies back?

anyone else see "n00b" planted on his head?

~_+Psi Kiya Trist+_~

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:03 pm
by POstaSU
Zerathull wrote:damn that was long.........and rather bit boring :lol:




That is so true and right reagarding the first post....


Ohhh my gooddd.... There goes 10 mins of my life wasted on nothing.....



Thanks,
POstaSU

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:29 pm
by The White Rider
You guys have no sense of humor!!! :D

And anyone who thought I was serious in my messages to him needs to get their sarcasm detector re-calibrated. :)

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:31 pm
by [SGC_ReplicĂ…tors]
Psi Kiya Trist wrote:let me get this straight. you failed a recon on him, and then demanded the spies back?

anyone else see "n00b" planted on his head?

~_+Psi Kiya Trist+_~


no psi u have to say it much more harsher than that like this



DURRRRR, quit now while u at it delete ur account, and GTHO
your spies got the picture they aint coming back

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:02 pm
by Legendary Apophis
[SGC_ReplicĂ…tors] wrote:DURRRRR, quit now while u at it delete ur account, and GTHO
your spies got the picture they aint coming back

Not a bit harsh?
For ONCE we have a newb and not some angry whinning noob who cries that he isn't rank 1 after 1 month of playing....let's behappy with it :P

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:28 pm
by RepliMagni
Can you feel the love in this thread? :lol:

Lets try and at least pretend we're a nice, friendly community.


Nice avatar supersheep. Like some of the prose in the PM convos you posted :P

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:33 pm
by Tyber Zann
i thought the roleplay was funny lol....

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:37 pm
by RepliMagni
I remember sending a similar thing to S.C.Thor back when I started. I joined him as an officer when he was ranked 3....but then changed officer to someone else and sent him a long convoluted PM about how I'd failed him as an officer and would have brought shame on him if I didn't change to someone else.

His reply was something along the lines of: who the hell are you?

:lol: We were all new once.

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:03 pm
by The White Rider
It's alright. I'm new and it's new guy bashing time!!! :D

I'm actually surprised I got approved for posting here so quickly. My CO told me it would be a few weeks, months, or never.

[TO]Magni wrote:Nice avatar supersheep. Like some of the prose in the PM convos you posted :P


Thanks...and I the PM to your officer sounds like it would be fun to read.

Good to be on the forums! I'll try to make my next post less of a yawnfest for ya all. :)

Re: Thought I'd share some fun I had recently...

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:47 pm
by Mystake
SuperSheep wrote:You guys have no sense of humor!!! :D

And anyone who thought I was serious in my messages to him needs to get their sarcasm detector re-calibrated. :)



rofl

i enjoyed the readings :)