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To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:46 am
by geisha
How many of us are there playing this game?
How many SGW players have been touched by his noodly appendage?
How many of you believe in the true creator of the universe - the FSM?
Show yourself! Let's group together and spread his word. A pirate needs a band of marauders!!!
EDIT:
So far we have:
geisha
Auriel
Mato
FreeSpirit
REK
Poena
GeneralChaos
overlord elz
If anyone of you ever needs help, remember you are not alone! Let us get a pirate ship and do what pirates do!!!
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:47 am
by Juliette
Seems we do have something in common after all..
/signs
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:56 am
by geisha
Auriel wrote:Seems we do have something in common after all..
/signs
You???? Umm, well we're all his creatures... after all, the first creature human he created was a midgit (yes that is the correct spelling! midget is wrong!)...
I just hope you tell the truth and really are a Pastafarian and it's not one of your Oh-I-fell-into-a-coma kind of things...
Oh and in case you have just recently converted, remember Pastafarianism is the only religion that offers a 30 days God back guarantee. Try us for 30 days and if you don't like us, your old God will most likely take you back.
Noodly blessings!
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:03 am
by Legendary Apophis
Pastafarian?
What is it?
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:09 am
by geisha
Apophis The Great wrote:Pastafarian?
What is it?
Well that's a long story. If you want to learn all about it, read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
To give you a brief idea, I will quote our prophet Bobby:
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.
and this is how it all began:
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:20 am
by Mato
Carbo diem!!!
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:23 am
by FreeSpirit
Dont forget the beer fountain.
<Signs Up>
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:46 am
by geisha
FreeSpirit wrote:Dont forget the beer fountain.
<Signs Up>
Mind you, it's not just a fountain... it's a bee volcano*
*which can be found in FSM heaven along with a stripper factory.
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:14 am
by Mukasa
huh
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:21 pm
by REK
Stripper factories in heaven
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:25 pm
by Lore
Now you have a reason to go don't you REK
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:28 pm
by geisha
REK wrote:;)
Stripper factories in heaven
indeed! and a beer volcano!
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:08 pm
by Poena
i hath been touched by his noodly appendage.
even considered using the rasterbaster to make a monstrous poster to annoy neighbors with. hm.
"and on the 7th day he created Trees, mountains, and then a midget."
Im so mad. they have no pirate fish mini-button!
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:14 pm
by Apadamek
i pray that Raptor Jesus forgives you.
Re: To my fellow Pastafarians
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:36 pm
by geisha
Poena wrote:i hath been touched by his noodly appendage.
even considered using the rasterbaster to make a monstrous poster to annoy neighbors with. hm.
"and on the 7th day he created Trees, mountains, and then a midget."
Im so mad. they have no pirate fish mini-button!
I made you one!