Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:08 pm
Well mine was from a long time ago when i was a noob i think i raided about 100k of a guy and he threatened to have me shot and my mother to be rap3d by his dog....lolish
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Mathlord wrote:After I farmed him, I got this pm:
oh mathlord, answer me these math problems three
1/ differentiate e^x
2/ x 77 > 13x -3^2
3/ if the second derivative of y is equal to 6x 3 then what is the 1st derivative of y?
I answered them
Ya you guys have fun because its taken me 7months to get the defenses of 1,250,??? and 4,???,??? weapons now bup kess so from the bottom of my heart thanks
You cocksucking piece of ****...i'll mass you to hell...mother****ing *******..
Nice work *******...you cant count on AK getting in on this...****ing *******...i'll make sure you never play this game again...mother****e
You're a pathetic piece of ****..you mother****ing *******...im just sad there are people in alpha who i know and a piece of garbage like doesnt deserve to be in that alliance...
You are going down. Kiss your account goodbye.
kicking me out. ohh boy u will learn about problems now
ohhh boy u realy are a *** were has the real leader gone then.
the real leader will not be happy when u kicked their friend out.
we been gaming for over a year.
The FORUMS ARE GAY THEIR IS NO POINT TO THEM.
WHAT DO U WANT ME TO POST. BUT YOU ARE A [very rude "gay" word version].
My other friend however. Is one very good one.
YOU TELL ME THO WHAT ON EARTH IS THEIR TO POST ABOUT.
by ther way i reackon by tomz my friend will seee the request for a full bor assination. mabe more. I saved his ass he saves mine.
ts a personaly war. and criky the orginaly leader. wow i so scared me and her talk on msn a gd bit still.
is this because i blocked u on msn. huh huh huh. god ur a little 5 year old.
hey look my uu gone. after that trade has been accepted with my message u will be terminated.
For as long as pay and i already in credit with over a few mil uu
i had not wante to be added. then people add me so i repirt to msn that i gettingf spamed.
and i block u.
I deh want friggin strangers adding me. criky it seems like ur a pedofile when u deh say much
LTC wrote:Just send him this:
Subject: Peace
Message text:
Hey, your secret commander contacted me and told me to declare peace on you and hold all hostile actions against you. I also brokered you for ** bill naq and **k UU for the damages.
I am deeply sorry, i hope we will get along from now on.
Regards, Apophis.
And then, when he answeres (or when you are sure he saw the first one and checked the broker) send him another one:
Subject: Hello
Message text:
Fooled.
Regards, Apophis.
inpossible wrote:My secret one still on holiday
I aint wrote:i am going to wait my comerads are back. i will have a dicusion with them first. i aint accepting any broker yet.
Return My naq you noob, i was getting my u.p up, and just wait till i get that same amount of naq next week, my u.p will be higher than yours and i will grow and mass everything you have!
TokKo wrote:Ive had plenty...my favourite was from Raitei which scored a spot in my sig, these were the 3 PMs i got from him though
You cocksucking piece of ****...i'll mass you to hell...mother****ing *******..Nice work *******...you cant count on AK getting in on this...****ing *******...i'll make sure you never play this game again...mother****eYou're a pathetic piece of ****..you mother****ing *******...im just sad there are people in alpha who i know and a piece of garbage like doesnt deserve to be in that alliance...
This was in the past week which i thought was pretty funny...from someone with 200k armyYou are going down. Kiss your account goodbye.
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So yeah, thanks for sharing those...