Tauri slaves if you can not bow because your back are laiden with my many riches a slave carries, you can pay me 1 naq or offer me a maiden of my choosing.
That is all back to work scum. **cracks whip**
Tauri scum bow before your God
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
killtacular wrote:Tauri slaves if you can not bow because your back are laiden with my many riches a slave carries, you can pay me 1 naq or offer me a maiden of my choosing.
That is all back to work scum. **cracks whip**
*Makes a phone call*
Ahh, here's the thing... you guys sort of died out. We had an uprising a while back. Didn't anyone give you the memo?
*Looks back at my millions of Tauri standing behind me with dead sybiote necklaces*
I'll give you 10 minutes to get you, your mummyship and your negative attitude off our planet... or there shall be consequences you will not enjoy.
*Starts stop watch.
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Oh Kill take me and all my naq you handsome all powerful GOD
* throws self at Killtaculars feet*
* throws self at Killtaculars feet*
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MajorLeeHurts wrote:Oh Kill take me and all my naq you handsome all powerful GOD
* throws self at Killtaculars feet*
You've just been kicked out of the Tauri race
You're probably better suited to a Asgard anyway
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
umm Tauri ppl who doenst like to bow to kill can bow to me
and umm since i am thinking about it nuto can become my new goa'uld queen is she wishes, or maybe I'll make that mandatory
and umm since i am thinking about it nuto can become my new goa'uld queen is she wishes, or maybe I'll make that mandatory
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Thakallus wrote:umm Tauri ppl who doenst like to bow to kill can bow to me
and umm since i am thinking about it nuto can become my new goa'uld queen is she wishes, or maybe I'll make that mandatory
No no, I've already found myself a suitable TAURI mate (well, actually, in game he's an ancient, but lets just pretend for a minute here that he was once Tauri), and so there will be no "nuto becoming <insert bad guy>'s queen".
How the hell did you survive all this time? Where have you people been hiding?
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I blame cloning, their lack of intelligence must be a side-effect...
Spoiler
13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details
The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Mathlord wrote:I blame cloning, their lack of intelligence must be a side-effect...
On the Asgard you mean?
They seem to be smarter, but when it comes to defending themselves... well, we all remember what happened when they came up against the replicator's...
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Nuto vixen wrote:Mathlord wrote:I blame cloning, their lack of intelligence must be a side-effect...
On the Asgard you mean?
They seem to be smarter, but when it comes to defending themselves... well, we all remember what happened when they came up against the replicator's...
I was referring to Baal's clones, goa'uld haven't perfected it as well as the Asgard have...
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details
The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Mathlord wrote:Nuto vixen wrote:Mathlord wrote:I blame cloning, their lack of intelligence must be a side-effect...
On the Asgard you mean?
They seem to be smarter, but when it comes to defending themselves... well, we all remember what happened when they came up against the replicator's...
I was referring to Baal's clones, goa'uld haven't perfected it as well as the Asgard have...
Ahh, Baal's clones... very nice to look at, but a little useless otherwise.
Sort of like all Goauld actually...
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
killtacular wrote:Tauri slaves if you can not bow because your back are laiden with my many riches a slave carries, you can pay me 1 naq or offer me a maiden of my choosing.
That is all back to work scum. **cracks whip**
I would bet a lot of money that you do not have even HAVE a whip, much less know how to use it you cowardly-untruthful-no-good-over-the-top-idiot-jerk. I however, have an EXACT copy of the whip used in the Indiana Jones movies, plaited from 12 fine strands of Kangaroo hide, and balanced perfectly, which I can not only use, but I perform with it.
**Indiana Jones music** *Swings whip around head and brings it back in the other direction for a horizontal crack, hitting "killtacular" at full speed (750-900 mph) in the neck.* *Swings forward and and snaps wrist at the last second. The Forward Crack strikes the helpless worm on the nose, causing great pain. (However no huge wounds like in the movies) "Killatacular reaches for a Zat. With the follow-through from the forward crack, O Neills swings the whip over his head until it almost touches the ground, then, in the same motion, brings it forward and snaps his wrist. The Vertical Crack smacks the zat-holding hand of the goa'uld, who drops it because of the great pain. Then O Neills brings the whip back and to the side, then snaps it forward sideways. The whip wraps its self around "killatacular"'s legs very tightly. O Neills pulls, and the snake head falls over, unable to keep his balance. After retrieving his whip, O Neills picks up the zat, kicks "Killatacular" just because, and zats the doomed goa'uld three times, and smiles.
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*hovers over the scene in her ascended form*
*is impressed by O Neills' whipping skills*
*eats whipped cream*
^_^
*is impressed by O Neills' whipping skills*
*eats whipped cream*
^_^
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Jack wrote:Thakallus wrote:umm Tauri ppl who doenst like to bow to kill can bow to me
and umm since i am thinking about it nuto can become my new goa'uld queen is she wishes, or maybe I'll make that mandatory
*punches Killy once more and takes the whip from him*
*walks up behind Thakallus, with whip still in hand, I wrap it around Thakallus' neck then turn around and flip him over my shoulder using the whip snapping his neck and crushing his symbiote*
*looks and steps on Thakallus' lifeless body*
Let's see your sarcophagus fix that.
sarcophagus fixed that np ...
but then you didnt see my huge army taht is standing behind you with umm lets just see zat'nik'atel and my mothership (ORI one) is flying above you....
so made a step and got hit by 1hits from zat'nik'atel and is unconsiocus and i took over your body
No no, I've already found myself a suitable TAURI mate (well, actually, in game he's an ancient, but lets just pretend for a minute here that he was once Tauri)
ahh I see what youre talking about ...
*logs on ascended*
*descends him*
*sent my army of MSs fleets etc etc to Earth*
when not mine,the noones ...
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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Hes obviously either a traitor or reject of the gouald to be here with us superior beings. And what kind of goauld uses a whip... maybe a technologically slow one? Anyways, you slimey little snake, you arent welcome here. Go hang out with a python or something. TAURI/TOLLAN KICK ASS
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Tauri Warlords.. Tauri Warlords.. ah yes.. that uncentralized bunch of landowners back in the 21st Century.
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It's a monomolecular whip, dudes.
*hovers above battlefields*
It's a monomolecular whip, dudes.