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Tok'ra Retribution!

Earlier today, Fleets were dispatched from realms of the Tok'ra, to Strike back against those foolish enough to attack them. several worlds were razed of their defenses, while an even crueler fate was awaiting the "traitors". we go now live to the Supreme Commander of the Lead Tok'ra fleet addressing her homeworld from her mothership, The Darkrider. Which is in currently in orbit over the Nemesis pact planet leader Mystake.

[spoiler]The Darkrider
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Teal'auc
Supreme Commander
Greetings fellow compatriots and Tok'ra citizens, today we won a great battle over the traitors on the planet below. We will continue this battle until such time as they Apologize to us! Long live the Tok'ra!

there you have it folks, the Supreme Commander herself addressing the issue of the "traitors".

this has been SGW's News, Good night

[edit]: grammar correction[/edit]

Scandal on the Forums!

esteemed Candidate Robot Nixon was found trying to seduce beloved user Tweetygirl in a high class restaurant last night. when confronted, he made the following statement:

Robot Nixon
Neo Candidate for Spam President
I could not resist myself any longer. I just had to have her. If you were married to my wife, I'm sure you'd feel the sameway.

shocked and appalled when we interviewed her, Robot Nixon's wife Lois had this to say:

Lois Lane
the Universe and Wife to Robot Nixon
he used to be so loving... *cries* then he got all those other wives, and i don't know what happened to him *cries more*

will such infidelity hamper his chances at political success? will his wives reconcile their issues? will Robot Nixon ever have a bad hair day? more on the story coming up!

lol what the hell is it?

I LuL'd

*cries over her ravenous husband*

You are.. evil, Nixon-Bot.

But I knew:

Psi Kiya Trist wrote:anyway, i'm still waiting to see if anyone is going to PM me with a new story >_>

~_+Psi Kiya Trist+_~

if i can think of something...... i will do.

so... i just realized my URL for "PM me" in my sig was broken...

-.-Psi Kiya Trist-.-