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massed a dude got this
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Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

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NI!!! NI!!! NI!!!

>_> <_<

Creative

Earendil wrote:Hack you computer to find your phone number eh?

if that's the most they want, heck, get them to order you a pizza while they're at it

lol

Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

lol

Earendil wrote:Hack you computer to find your phone number eh?

if that's the most they want, heck, get them to order you a pizza while they're at it

lol, doesnt this noob know man invented this nice book called the phone book.

Earendil wrote:I don't use a phone book :/ I use the interweb! for ordering pizza now

lol, I use my cell phone(only phone I got).

Earendil wrote:I tried that once, but they put onions on the pizza, decided not to try that again

lol, my pizza usually takes about 40-45 minutes to get to me.

Earendil wrote:through your phone

yup,but there is a reason, their car has to be searched before they on the base and that takes a few minutes or more depending on how many cars are in front of them.

Earendil wrote:rofl, that doesn't count at all...

and i thought it was a fax-like feature on your phone.

Does it stay hot though?

lol


yup, its still very very hot when I get it. Its so hot that it hurts/burns my tounge when I first bite into the pizza.

Earendil wrote:that's some good pizza then

yup, I sometimes buy a X-Large(like 14 slices) 6-8 bread sticks and a .20 ounce coke. All for me.

nice piece of roleplay there in that pm...

i wonder where he copy pasted it from, from his initial PM, he didn't seem bright enough to have come up with that long one all by himself

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine

that is almost exact quote from star wars episode IV

(there it was "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine")