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10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:02 pm
by Maha Vishnu
Some one sent me this. Mods can move it to the appropiate section but thought the Goauld section would be more appreciative
TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL YOUR MATE IS A GOA'ULD
10. They have a really outrageous wardrobe
9. They don't need a lamp on the night table to read - they just glow their eyes.
8. They hang out with people who have tattoos on their forhead
7. They sleep more often in a huge stone sarcophagus, than in their bed
6. They always talk about founding a new religion - with themselves as god
5. They address you only as 'slave' or 'human'.
4. They talk about their plans to take over the Galaxy
3. Not only will they never do the dishes or cook - they expect you to bring the food to their chair
2. They have bought this huge, imposing throne chair on eBay
and the number one way to tell if your roommate is a Goa'uld
1. Everyone is 'insolent'
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:33 am
by hellkaiser
but everyone IS insolent
i wonder if that large gold encrusted throne has arrived yet
damn tauri couriers i wish this planet would integrate ring technology already grrrr
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:15 am
by Reschef
lmao
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:58 am
by Destroyer of Time
so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:17 pm
by AncientAnubis
Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like
No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:22 pm
by andell
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:22 pm
by Duderanch
AncientAnubis wrote:Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like
No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:37 am
by Reschef
duderanch wrote:AncientAnubis wrote:Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like
No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.
LOL
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:39 am
by unwisemonkeykid
haha nice, me likes
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:37 pm
by I Am Thor
AncientAnubis wrote:Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like
No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.
Nice
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:29 pm
by O Neills
Way to tell number 11:
They show signs of unusually low intelligence.
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:30 pm
by I Am Thor
Number 12:
They're extremely intolerant of those around them
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:53 pm
by O Neills
Number 13:
They are so busy bragging they don't notice you drilling them in the head with a P90 until they fall over and start crying for their Sarcofagus. (However that's spelled.)
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:56 pm
by I Am Thor
Number 14:
When in church, they shout out "You're God is right here!" Or burn when Catholics throw holy water
Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:00 pm
by Juliette
15. No.. that's not an octiplet. That's your God. Sevenfold cloned.