El Tio wrote:the indu can not be beaten since our leader is chuck norris
Heh El Tio, you are the man.
Chuck Norris once entered an eating contest but was disqualified when he stopped eating hotdogs and started eating spectators.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
You get the point...
And if Chuck Norris is our leader, his back-up is Jack Bauer...
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. Jack Bauer's next favorite color is violet, only because it sounds so much like violent.
-Chunky
Loving America's heroes...
EDIT:
I'm sorry, but can you ever have enough Chuck Norris jokes in an Indu post? No.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck norris has counted to infinity. Twice.