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I won a poker game last night against the fat man. I now own the North Pole & all of the fat man's stuff. The elves now make shoes instead of toys.

Since Christmas is now cancelled, I expect all of you to be at the glue factory tomorrow morning early to make up for today.

Ebenezer Scrooge
New Owner of the North Pole

too bad, too late, so sad

Christmas in Australia already

Awww...this sucks

So no x-mass? :'(

its been xmas in aussie-land for the last 6.5 hours....i had to work xmas eve night and i finish in 30mins...and then i need to work later tonight xmas night and then boxing day night...someone has to do it..

so Ebenezer Scrooge JOG ON!!!!!

R/S PRODUCTIONS the world knowen produceing company and sonpership well not allow such behaver as owner of R/S PRODUCTIONS I inact ahostal take over of the north pole as the dow is low do to the change of ownership

i now own 97% of NORTH POLE INC.

production is now changed back to toys

the dow has rised 300 points inthe last 5 mins of take over

builds new factorys and starts union for the elaves that controul

the new factory makes R/SPRODUCTIONS products and gives them as gifts as well as toys

gives the other 3% of NORTH POLE INC. to the fat man


gains riches

buys new pets

Ebenezer Scrooge wrote:I won a poker game last night against the fat man. I now own the North Pole & all of the fat man's stuff. The elves now make shoes instead of toys.

Since Christmas is now cancelled, I expect all of you to be at the glue factory tomorrow morning early to make up for today.

Ebenezer Scrooge
New Owner of the North Pole

rdr3777 wrote:R/S PRODUCTIONS the world knowen produceing company and sonpership well not allow such behaver as owner of R/S PRODUCTIONS I inact ahostal take over of the north pole as the dow is low do to the change of ownership

i now own 97% of NORTH POLE INC.

production is now changed back to toys

the dow has rised 300 points inthe last 5 mins of take over

builds new factorys and starts union for the elaves that controul

the new factory makes R/SPRODUCTIONS products and gives them as gifts as well as toys

gives the other 3% of NORTH POLE INC. to the fat man


gains riches

buys new pets

Sorry, the North Pole doesn't have stock for you to do a hostile takeover. It is a 110% private business that I now own and it shall make overly priced shoes that everyone buys even though you can get the same pair of shoes for $15 because it doesn't have a big name logo on it!

Now leave or I'll have the bouncer elf remove you by deadly force.

heh heh he hahahah really so you think i can take over no problem do you know that R/S PRODUCTIONS owns the entertanment biz the merc biz the news biz thre of the 4 big tv bizs the wepons shipment and the privte army world do you think i can't take over if you want to live back off

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!

You declare war on me? If you do, I'll blow the North Pole. I'll never let Christmas return to ruin me again!

If I see even a hint of your forces advancing toward the North Pole I'll blow it up. And you can't disarm all the bombs, they're locked in the ice.

Its fifty mins into christmas in ireland i propose a drink for the occasion hehe :P

NEVER!!!!!

Scroooogge, Sccrroooogggee, SCCRRROOOOOOGGGEEE!!!

No!!! Not again!!! Go away Ghosts of Christmas, go away!!!

Ahahahaha!!!!

Stands by Rdr's side with a cell phone in hand.
Presses speed dial 6, the phone rings 3 times, and a faint voice murmurs through the line. I press the speakerphone button.

"Merry christmas! This is the Norris Residence!"

sythens

tell me what groups do you controul

heh i control time dude and you are going to blow your self up go ahead and blow it up my troops are there they've been their for years you really thought those where elvaes ha R/S PRODUCTIONS HAS HAD A contract with NORTH POLE INC for years i have been a slailent partner for years so i own 50% of north pole inc so i well be a pain in your bum the whole time


sends the backup clazws in camando santa

Bah, the north pole is no longer mine. Old Thaltek in the Temple of SPAM bought it, said something about smelly socks.

oh i have a new partenr then ha well i didn't like you anyway good bye