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I am tired of hearing how popular the SL topic is. Only the Goa'uld care about the sensless pratling of self-indulged and worms that think they are gods. (No offence indended to the Self-indulgent worms that are part of the dRUNK mONKIES, I was talking about the other ones ) Now lets keep it clean and may the verbal jousting begin.

*looks around.....sees nothing but stat-building noobs*

Just so you know, your investments in your accounts over this first few months will decide your standing for the next year. Hope you guys are investing wisely

*looks at her terrarium*
Something tells me that yawning monkey over there doesn't feel too well.
Hmm.. I wonder what the interaction between these bricks here and that monkey will be.
*orders Jaffa to remove the divide between the "primate" cage (labeled "Tauri, Apes, Monkeys, and other hapless primates") and the "brick" cage (labeled "Lego, Bricks, Boards and other building materials"*

*watches chaos*

.. That was boring.

*watches as Monkeyform Replicators appear*

They must be bored too.



So, Monkey designated Oberaan. How do you feel?

SL's... YAWNNNN *feeds gold fish food to gaould's in the bowl*

.....

*taps window.....*


Boring Indeed

RepliMagni wrote:*looks around.....sees nothing but stat-building noobs*

Just so you know, your investments in your accounts over this first few months will decide your standing for the next year. Hope you guys are investing wisely

"~Vengeance jumps up in his cage and sling em pooh in the true primate way
at his spectators staring eyes!"

invest well i have indeed,UP and Bank surpass your own RM it does.

~Vengeance wrote:invest well i have indeed,UP and Bank surpass your own RM it does.

You should teach your fellow primates how to invest then.....I wonder how much of your army you sacrified to get that UP?

PS: What is your UP? You've got me curious now....not curious enough to train a covert though

"curious" ,careful Repli you are picking up Ape traits.
want a banana..

~Vengeance wrote:"curious" ,careful Repli you are picking up Ape traits.
want a banana..

Oh well, if you don't have it....

*again is completely unconcerned by a group of noobs*

Semper wrote:*again is completely unconcerned by a group of noobs*

to coin a very childish saying semper,"it takes one to know one".

Semper wrote:*again is completely unconcerned by a group of noobs*

ahahhahaahha

~Vengeance wrote:

Semper wrote:*again is completely unconcerned by a group of noobs*

to coin a very childish saying semper,"it takes one to know one".

Pathetic reply. My five year old cousin could do better.

I think you pretty much just conceded the point to me there for your entire alliance in this wonderful display.

A very smart man once said, "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

A true warrior is half strength and half mind. A warrior that has both in abundance is nigh unstoppable. Who among you has wisdom to back their strength.

In The Beginning

The human race,"Tauri",faught among themselves and almost distroyed each other on
there home world earth and set out on there spacecraft to ruin the vastness of spaceleaving behind the primates to evolve into the dominate species of there doomed home planet.
we spent centuries evolving and molding this ruined world into The Planet Of The Apes!
as our technologies grew,we began to seek out our own place in the vast expance of space.
we quickly discovered the weak and feable attempts of a race known as the Goa'uld to control those around them as slaves,and quickly aquired those willing to convert to the monkey wayof life to assist in there demize.
now we seek to spread the Ape population across the Origin universe dispatching all who attempt to stop us.
we have converted many races into our service and use there skills and technologies to serve us well indeed.
i myself was once a replicator but chose this Ape form to serve the primate species.

with monkey butt scratching,a glass licking habit and bananas in hand we will not be stopped!