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Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:34 pm
by O Neills
So, on time I went to the officer page to see how my officer was doing. My officer had collected all the G&R he needed to ascend, so being the naughty little Tollan I am, I clicked the link. [-X Apparently, if you do that you get this message:

Ascension Details





You raise up your head
And you ask, is this where it is?
And somebody points to you and says
It's his
And you say, what’s mine?
And somebody else says, where what is?
And you say, oh my god
Am I here all alone?

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, mister jones?




You find yourself in a place that you do not belong...
It is not completely unknown - like a subconscious dream maybe...
For now though, you can not recall or make sense of where you are, and leave feeling a bit foolish.
That will pass. You know it will.
You swear to yourself that one day, you will return here, and know whats going on, right Mr.Jones?


Btw, I did this a long time ago, but I had copied the message on to my comp, and I just found it.

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:51 pm
by Manetheren
Yes, forum is full of some funny little stuff like that.
This one is good too:
There are lessons to be learned here - old cliches of your race abound... biting and chewing...eyes and stomach...enemies and friends... too little too late.. stitch in time...books and covers --- but... one would guess that those defeated who lived were simply thankful for escape at the time, and running to become better prepared for the next excursion

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:29 pm
by I Am Thor
Lol, I miss the old battle logs with the so-so's mothership inflicts silly/devasting amounts of damage :lol:

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:57 pm
by O Neills
I believe that happens if their MS is 10 timed more powerful than yours or something.

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:32 pm
by I Am Thor
nope, doesnt happen anymore regardless of MS strength

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:53 pm
by O Neills
Really? I could swear got that not to long ago...

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:00 pm
by I Am Thor
no, it doesnt show up anymore...i missed reading that too....would have been good to keep around so i could read logs like this:

[spoiler]XXXXXXXX, personally commanding XXXXXXX, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
I Am Thor was commanding The Daniel Jackson, thier MotherShip.
XXXXXXXX hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
The Daniel Jackson, and its fleets, meets it head on!
XXXXXXXX uses its Energy Volley to inflict XXXXXXXX damage, destroying 492 Energy Shields on The Daniel Jackson!
The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.

The Daniel Jackson uses its Pod Volley to inflict silly amounts of damage, destroying 270 Energy Shields on XXXXXXXX!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 527 Energy Volley, and downed 81 fleets!
[/spoiler]

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:04 pm
by O Neills
=D> Very nice!

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:07 pm
by I Am Thor
O Neills wrote:=D> Very nice!

*Takes a bow*
Thank you, thank you, next preformance will be after market reset tonight, Round two with _BlackHawk_ :lol:

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:21 pm
by I Am Thor
[spoiler]
wardyward, personally commanding HMS Death Star, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
I Am Thor was commanding The Daniel Jackson, thier MotherShip.
HMS Death Star hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
The Daniel Jackson, and its fleets, meets it head on!
HMS Death Star uses its Pod Volley to inflict XX,XXX,XXX damage, destroying 0 Energy Shields on The Daniel Jackson!
The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.

The Daniel Jackson uses its Pod Volley to inflict silly amounts of damage, destroying 0 Energy Shields on HMS Death Star!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 0 Pod Volley, and downed 0 fleets!
[/spoiler]
Its back.....

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:30 am
by O Neills
Are you SURE it ever left?

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 am
by I Am Thor
At some point it had. Cause in my farming, I faced MS's smaller than that and never got that message.

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:10 am
by Colton
I like the one when you delete a messege then hit the back button :P

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:38 am
by I Am Thor
Colton wrote:I like the one when you delete a messege then hit the back button :P

](*,)

Re: Lol, If you click on your officers ascencion link....

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:40 am
by Colton
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