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I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:20 am
by semper
1. The bible stories originate in SGW. (God - Jason, Alpha and Omega = the dog's bollocks at the beginning, but everyone became atheist's etc etc...)
2. Never in life should you reveal you are a Newbie without a history.
3. You can only lose, what you put up.
4. Never, ever... take anything that belongs to a member of DDE. It is the one sure way to die.
5. Always remember what everyone has done to you and never forget it, no matter how petty it may make you appear.
6. A Lion can prove anyone is a cheat, but never does.
7. You should never expect a man named Buck to be taller.. because he really will never be.
8. Any military Majors by the name of Lee, really can hurt.
9. The Universe is a cruel thing, but does have high's and lows.
10. Even the most stale biscuit can crumble.
11. 99% of people take everything in life far too seriously.
12. PS3's are for losers.
13. Siblings are a matter of convenience to blame all possible infringes of the law upon.
14. Apparently the bigger you are just means the more imposing you look, but you are still just as good as a guy 1/20th your size.
15. God really does not care what you think. He'll smoke weed and go his own way at the end of the day either way.
16. Never ever think you can take a really good thing and make it better, because you can't. It only gets worse baby..WORSE.
17. No matter how many times you argue about it, you'll never find any thing in sci-fi that can beat Star Wars.
18. Apophis really was the worst system lord.
19. Never argue with a black man.
20. Irish people should never type how they speak, it really does not work.
21. If you get stung, make a big fuss, start a petition, then do nothing.
22. If in doubt, claim Bias.
23. People can act, despite the fact everyone thinks it's all real.
24. To have everyone in a war, all you need is a solid 2% of all players. The other 98% do not count no matter how big and politically aware they are.
25. people from different factions, despite common conceptions, cannot work well together.
26. The average user cannot read more than 10 lines without having some form of medical condition and subsequently be forced to complain.
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:28 am
by generaloneill
You should really get out more, its sunny outside.

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:34 am
by semper
generaloneill wrote:You should really get out more, its sunny outside.

No! Don't say these things!
Im sick..

, I've already spent a lot of money this week going out.. and I have my last piece of coursework in on Wednesday (which was given an extension.. and i've still barely started it..

).
For the next four days.. outside is my Nemesis.. however im going out in 10mins to watch some gaelic football!

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:35 am
by Solus
lol semper.
btw how tall IS teh buckimus? i still am in the dark on this one....
~soul
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:46 am
by Caladon
Your insight to life is awe inspiring.

This is great!

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:32 am
by Biscuit
Semper wrote:10. Even the most stale biscuit can crumble.
Very funny list

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:37 am
by buck
Lulz at 6.
And i am an impressive size!
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:39 am
by AncientAnubis
Semper wrote:1. The bible stories originate in SGW. (God - Jason, Alpha and Omega = the dog's bollocks at the beginning, but everyone became atheist's etc etc...)
2. Never in life should you reveal you are a Newbie without a history.
3. You can only lose, what you put up.
4. Never, ever... take anything that belongs to a member of DDE. It is the one sure way to die.
5. Always remember what everyone has done to you and never forget it, no matter how petty it may make you appear.
6. A Lion can prove anyone is a cheat, but never does.
7. You should never expect a man named Buck to be taller.. because he really will never be.
8. Any military Majors by the name of Lee, really can hurt.
9. The Universe is a cruel thing, but does have high's and lows.
10. Even the most stale biscuit can crumble.
11. 99% of people take everything in life far too seriously.
12. PS3's are for losers.
13. Siblings are a matter of convenience to blame all possible infringes of the law upon.
14. Apparently the bigger you are just means the more imposing you look, but you are still just as good as a guy 1/20th your size.
15. God really does not care what you think. He'll smoke weed and go his own way at the end of the day either way.
16. Never ever think you can take a really good thing and make it better, because you can't. It only gets worse baby..WORSE.
17. No matter how many times you argue about it, you'll never find any thing in sci-fi that can beat Star Wars.
18. Apophis really was the worst system lord.
19. Never argue with a black man.
20. Irish people should never type how they speak, it really does not work.
21. If you get stung, make a big fuss, start a petition, then do nothing.
22. If in doubt, claim Bias.
23. People can act, despite the fact everyone thinks it's all real.
24. To have everyone in a war, all you need is a solid 2% of all players. The other 98% do not count no matter how big and politically aware they are.
25. people from different factions, despite common conceptions, cannot work well together.
26. The average user cannot read more than 10 lines without having some form of medical condition and subsequently be forced to complain.
This post wins SGW.
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:43 am
by buck
You missed out...
-No Matter how much you try, You will never be as Bad Ass, as funny, and as controversial as Esker was. Ever. Noone. Never ever ever ever.
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:04 am
by buck
Jack wrote:Can not be as controversial? Are you sure about that?

How much UU have you openly stolen, twice in 2 days, From the same person(As in actually rconned from there account), then mocked them on the forum?

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:09 am
by Juliette
buck wrote:Jack wrote:Can not be as controversial? Are you sure about that?

How much UU have you openly stolen, twice in 2 days, From the same person(As in actually rconned from there account), then mocked them on the forum?

That is a tough act to follow!
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:32 am
by buck
And did we mention he got away with it, and is the reason new rules where put in place just days later

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:45 am
by Juliette
Jack wrote:What do you mean by "rconned" and what rules?
"conned".

buck wrote:And did we mention he got away with it, and is the reason new rules where put in place just days later

Rules against scamming?

There aren't any? Or.. what exactly?

Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:32 pm
by buck
*facepalm*
Il explain it on msn at some point.
Re: I live my life by the important lessons SGW has taught us...
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:53 pm
by Nuto vixen
This is awesome!
My personal faves...
Semper wrote:1. The bible stories originate in SGW. (God - Jason, Alpha and Omega = the dog's bollocks at the beginning, but everyone became atheist's etc etc...)
5. Always remember what everyone has done to you and never forget it, no matter how petty it may make you appear.
6. A Lion can prove anyone is a cheat, but never does.
7. You should never expect a man named Buck to be taller.. because he really will never be.
10. Even the most stale biscuit can crumble.
14. Apparently the bigger you are just means the more imposing you look, but you are still just as good as a guy 1/20th your size.
16. Never ever think you can take a really good thing and make it better, because you can't. It only gets worse baby..WORSE.
21. If you get stung, make a big fuss, start a petition, then do nothing.
22. If in doubt, claim Bias.
24. To have everyone in a war, all you need is a solid 2% of all players. The other 98% do not count no matter how big and politically aware they are.
26. The average user cannot read more than 10 lines without having some form of medical condition and subsequently be forced to complain.
So accurate it's scary!
