HippyFool wrote:High Empty
Thing1
Akhal
Knight
Jack
EDIT - and 6th AFFY!

Holy Bee-jezzus... I'd better get to work trying to keep Hippy from being wrong.
I need jabu to lend me some NAQ.
T1_T2 to lend me anything...
Akhal, please stop Sabbing me for ME...
My whole Alliance, please get active again and setup a NAQ Feeder train the likes of which even Seijuro Hiko has never seen, for this old man to ride...
HE, well, not sure what to ask him for, I have long since used all my favors from him...
Everyone else, please stop farming all the Inactives from page 15 to about page 70.
And, is there any way I can reverse 2 months of fuzcking up buying 2400 Miners instead of 2400 Turns because I keep typing in 2400 in the Miners column and confirming the Daily Market trade like a imbecilic monkey ballz sack???
OK, then all I need is for a majority of Owned Alliance to get crotch rot, scratch it till it bleeds, then the resulting debilitating fingernail fungus will prevent them from typing anything next Saturday on the End of Era day...
OK, what else, lets see, I need for cats to sleep with dogs, pigs to learn to drink from garden hoses, monkeys to fly out of my butt, and my Zodiac sign to emit a exacerbated RF microwave of turd blossomy goodness and my alter ego Bad Affy (**Filtered** little biztch...) to bath me in a claw foot tub of chocolatey Ovaltine... Now, if I can manage to make all this to occur...
I could probably come in rank 7.
But not 6... No, not 6.

And, after all this, maybe Hippy will lend me some of his truly righteous Salvia Divinorum hinky hinky monkey Bud so I could get wonky high...
