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Let this thread be a dedication to all the weird, wonderful and sometimes creepy planets names out there. It takes all sorts to make a world, and that seems to be no exception in the GW world too.

Kudos to those who are original, and those who are innovative. You shine a light amongst all the "protected" flotsam and jetsam out there. Below are some of the names I've come across just today, add the ones you find + a little commentry to twist the context!


SELLING MY SERVICES CONTACT ME
(I hope you're hot cos I'm not paying for a butt-ugly escort)

Selling spy lvls for naq at uu
(Now how does that work?)

its just a game
This person must get owned a lot. On the other hand, more people should keep that thought in mind.

Heavely Protected
Heavely Protected
Heavely Protected
Not Protected At All
Under Very Powerful Protection (who are you trying to kid?)
planet for a planet
Heavely Protected
Not Protected At All (Who could possibly be dense enough to say "come take my planets?")


Steal and you will be massed
(At least try and be original!)

In CoP v CIA war
(A little behind the times?)

P to the R to the OTECTED
(I wonder what you look like in a cheerleading outfit?)

Lulz at the last one

i normally name mine (when i know they wont be stolen) as a song lyrics of one i like at the time.

but yeah i agree the i am protected etc is lame.

~Insider Trader~ wrote:Under Very Powerful Protection (who are you trying to kid?)

You should steal it and see what happens. Especially if it a crappy planet.

I hate the ones that say 'Protected by........'

For me this says, WIMP, who cant fight his own battles

Mine are all Castle names from England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

St Mawes
Doune
Clontarf
Bodium
Tintagel
Herstmonceux
Losswithial
Caernarvon
Arundel
Pendennis

And all suck since I cannot be bothered with planets, defending them or trying to. I can always find more.

Mines aren't original ...simply names of planets/moons of the solar system, as they should be. And stating that my commander rocks!

I lost all mine in the war, but they were:

This account is
protected by
redgould
attack me and
suffer his wrath
you have
been warned!

redgould being a random inactive account I found.

Mine are all named after some of my favorite tv show and movie locations. They range from He-Man to Flash Gordon and of course STARGATE.

Mine is basically an advert for my alliance lol, coz we are awesome (as the planet says)

Mostly song lyrics, but at the moment the mens I love in SGW

@ Mezz, I might add an protected by Mezz just for you

mine just blurts random statements

Mordack wrote:I lost all mine in the war, but they were:

This account is
protected by
redgould
attack me and
suffer his wrath
you have
been warned!

redgould being a random inactive account I found.

hahaha that was classic!! lol

I keep mine at whatever they were when I stole/found them.

I usually have a different song on them each week or month. Thriller, Eye of the Tiger, Summer of 69, now I've got Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah on there.

Modern songs are either too crap or don't fit in a 10 lines x 30 letters neat little box. Maybe Jason can increase the size from 30 to 40 or 50 letters for us. And gimme an apostrophe god dammit! Being the stickler for grammar that I am, I have to say I'm appalled at my own planets.