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The Women's Rules
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

interesting set of rules...

*accuses list of being incomplete, due to rules 3, 4 and 14*

If it was a contract, I wouldn't sign it!

Zeratul wrote:interesting set of rules...

*accuses list of being incomplete, due to rules 3, 4 and 14*

see rule 1

temptress wrote:The Women's Rules
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, the male is disqualified from being a mate on grounds of him being gay.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female seems wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding. The female is not obliged to accept said apology.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times. When he does so successfully, he will have invaded the female's personal space.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void. Exception: Rules 1, 2, 3 and 15.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time. He is expected to conceal his readiness, otherwise, he is a pervert, regardless of his mate-status.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Amended.

Nothing in favour of men in this list..

temptress wrote:

Zeratul wrote:interesting set of rules...

*accuses list of being incomplete, due to rules 3, 4 and 14*

see rule 1

and?

what has that got to do with the rules we pointed out?

temptress wrote:The Women's Rules
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

This is why god invented Beer, cause rules were meant to be broken...

lone dragon wrote:

temptress wrote:The Women's Rules
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

This is why god invented Beer, cause rules were meant to be broken...

Il drink to that!

Zeratul wrote:

temptress wrote:

Zeratul wrote:interesting set of rules...

*accuses list of being incomplete, due to rules 3, 4 and 14*

see rule 1

and?

what has that got to do with the rules we pointed out?

see rule 5

who said anything about wrong?

we merely said you probably didnt post whole list (as doing so would violate one of the rules...)

So does hatch accept these rules...?

Rules are only possible to be adhered to if all kitchen and other duties have been performed to satisfaction... who said men weren't caring? jks dont kill me

xXxsephirothxXx wrote:Rules are only possible to be adhered to if all kitchen and other duties have been performed to satisfaction... who said men weren't caring? jks dont kill me

Your request has been denied.

*kills Sephi*