The Return
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:31 pm
Thunder rolls and clouds part. A hurling fireball is seen in the distant sky, above the Home World previously owned by the mighty ~Josh~, a great warrior who belonged to some of the greatest band of brothers known across the SG Universe, such as The Collective, Nemesis Collective, The Collective Empire, and Nemesis Empire but disappeared some time ago and his location was unknown to all who knew him. His name was all but dead, to some it had no meaning but to others he was held as a friend, a warrior, a legend.
“Sound the alarms! Get to your battle stations! This is not a drill! Repeat this is not a drill”. The voice echoed all across the planet, from nation to nation. Fear gripped the hearts of everyone, for this planet had not known war for much time, and its ties to all its previous friends, enemies, and acquaintances had been cut off.
“General, what should we do? Who could this possibly be?” The young lieutenant looked fearfully up at the General, who, despite his rank, also hadn’t known war for many generations and, while attempting to hide it, showed clear signs of fear. “This could be almost anything. ~Josh~ had many friends and also many enemies. We can only hope it is not the latter…” “Have all men ready to fight, and have the women and children get into the bunkers! We may have a fight on our hands men!”
As the mysterious Mother Ship flew closer to the ground, so did a small object, about 2 meters in length and one and a half high. After making sure it landed, the Mother Ship flew away.
All around the world people peered at their televisions at various news reports, but the main message was “A mysterious object suspected to be a mass weapon has hit our soil. Investigators are arriving at the scene but no more is known thus far.”
All of a sudden all over the world a voice was heard, though no one would have guessed where from. The words were clear and to the point…I am back.
That’s I am back.”right guys, I’m back. It has been nearly three months but I’m ready to get back in to this game. Haven given away all that I owned, I am starting again, but this time a few things are different. Some of these will be made aware to you in the ensuing messages, some you will have to find out for yourselves.
First off, I do plan on returning to my family, The Collective. If I haven’t talked to Matt (or whoever is leading TC atm lol as I am writing this in advance) yet I will soon. I have been with these guys for a long time, and there is no where I would rather be. These guys have my respect, friendship, and all my resources
lol I don’t want them back (and won’t accept them) I’m just saying 
Second, I will be like that short guy you see at the bar. You know that fighting him is wrong and you’ll look like an ass, but you’re drunk so you go for it. Little do you know he is a black belt in mui thai, and he lays you out. Well, I may be small now but I’ll kick your ass if you do something. I played too safe last time, and now I say (you wanna dance lets dance, but you better hit first cause once I break your legs you won’t be dancing).
Third, all of my past enemies are no longer enemies. I will forgive you for now, but if you choose not to forgive me then insert the brackets here that you thought were inserted to the previous paragraph as a mistake… they weren’t.
Next, no more God Damned PSP. I AM FREE FROM THAT GOD DAMN BURDEN!!!! I played SGW on my psp for two years… for those who don’t know what a psp is it is a hand help piece of **Filtered** that has no mouse or keyboard and makes the server lag look fast. About 30 sec to load each page and msn was nearly impossible. Well, with that piece of {Insert a word used to describe that teacher who failed you in grade 10} is gone and now I have a computer. Now I don’t have internet atm (I am writing this in advance) and my grandma said she paid for a slow connection to save money (7 mgp or something) I don’t know how well this thing will perform, but hey at least its better then a psp and even with a psp I managed to rack up a LG with 650bil MS and 270mil AS at one point without ever spending cash… I can do twice as good now… so, here I come!
To continue, I would like to talk to you all about my reputation. Now before you all say “Wow what a loser who the hell cares about internet reputation” don’t forget that you ARE you no matter where you are you reflect your person. Sure you put on a face but when you get mad you are mad and will act accordingly, as well as in a situation of awkwardness, happiness, or any strong emotion. What I mean is if you get pissed online and you flip out that’s cause you would do that in real life if you could. Yea, sure some of you will say “No, you can act how you want online,” or “No, when your online you be who you want to be,”, but I say this; we ALL want to be ourselves in the real world, but the face we put on to either fit in or keep up a social status isn’t who we are, so we come to the internet to be ourselves because if people judge you here and you hear something bad you don’t give a **Filtered** because you don’t know them, but if you hear something good, no matter where, you always take it in and embrace it. Thus you are who you want to be online, you act how you want to act; like yourself. Well, back on topic, I had a good many slip ups on SGW, because I was kind of an immature kid. Well, I have grown a lot more then you would expect in the last two months, and I think that getting my name out there in a respectable way wouldn’t be a bad idea… actually it would be great. Trust me, by the time I’m finished, you will all know the name ~Josh~.
“Sound the alarms! Get to your battle stations! This is not a drill! Repeat this is not a drill”. The voice echoed all across the planet, from nation to nation. Fear gripped the hearts of everyone, for this planet had not known war for much time, and its ties to all its previous friends, enemies, and acquaintances had been cut off.
“General, what should we do? Who could this possibly be?” The young lieutenant looked fearfully up at the General, who, despite his rank, also hadn’t known war for many generations and, while attempting to hide it, showed clear signs of fear. “This could be almost anything. ~Josh~ had many friends and also many enemies. We can only hope it is not the latter…” “Have all men ready to fight, and have the women and children get into the bunkers! We may have a fight on our hands men!”
As the mysterious Mother Ship flew closer to the ground, so did a small object, about 2 meters in length and one and a half high. After making sure it landed, the Mother Ship flew away.
All around the world people peered at their televisions at various news reports, but the main message was “A mysterious object suspected to be a mass weapon has hit our soil. Investigators are arriving at the scene but no more is known thus far.”
All of a sudden all over the world a voice was heard, though no one would have guessed where from. The words were clear and to the point…I am back.
That’s I am back.”right guys, I’m back. It has been nearly three months but I’m ready to get back in to this game. Haven given away all that I owned, I am starting again, but this time a few things are different. Some of these will be made aware to you in the ensuing messages, some you will have to find out for yourselves.
First off, I do plan on returning to my family, The Collective. If I haven’t talked to Matt (or whoever is leading TC atm lol as I am writing this in advance) yet I will soon. I have been with these guys for a long time, and there is no where I would rather be. These guys have my respect, friendship, and all my resources
lol I don’t want them back (and won’t accept them) I’m just saying Second, I will be like that short guy you see at the bar. You know that fighting him is wrong and you’ll look like an ass, but you’re drunk so you go for it. Little do you know he is a black belt in mui thai, and he lays you out. Well, I may be small now but I’ll kick your ass if you do something. I played too safe last time, and now I say (you wanna dance lets dance, but you better hit first cause once I break your legs you won’t be dancing).
Third, all of my past enemies are no longer enemies. I will forgive you for now, but if you choose not to forgive me then insert the brackets here that you thought were inserted to the previous paragraph as a mistake… they weren’t.
Next, no more God Damned PSP. I AM FREE FROM THAT GOD DAMN BURDEN!!!! I played SGW on my psp for two years… for those who don’t know what a psp is it is a hand help piece of **Filtered** that has no mouse or keyboard and makes the server lag look fast. About 30 sec to load each page and msn was nearly impossible. Well, with that piece of {Insert a word used to describe that teacher who failed you in grade 10} is gone and now I have a computer. Now I don’t have internet atm (I am writing this in advance) and my grandma said she paid for a slow connection to save money (7 mgp or something) I don’t know how well this thing will perform, but hey at least its better then a psp and even with a psp I managed to rack up a LG with 650bil MS and 270mil AS at one point without ever spending cash… I can do twice as good now… so, here I come!
To continue, I would like to talk to you all about my reputation. Now before you all say “Wow what a loser who the hell cares about internet reputation” don’t forget that you ARE you no matter where you are you reflect your person. Sure you put on a face but when you get mad you are mad and will act accordingly, as well as in a situation of awkwardness, happiness, or any strong emotion. What I mean is if you get pissed online and you flip out that’s cause you would do that in real life if you could. Yea, sure some of you will say “No, you can act how you want online,” or “No, when your online you be who you want to be,”, but I say this; we ALL want to be ourselves in the real world, but the face we put on to either fit in or keep up a social status isn’t who we are, so we come to the internet to be ourselves because if people judge you here and you hear something bad you don’t give a **Filtered** because you don’t know them, but if you hear something good, no matter where, you always take it in and embrace it. Thus you are who you want to be online, you act how you want to act; like yourself. Well, back on topic, I had a good many slip ups on SGW, because I was kind of an immature kid. Well, I have grown a lot more then you would expect in the last two months, and I think that getting my name out there in a respectable way wouldn’t be a bad idea… actually it would be great. Trust me, by the time I’m finished, you will all know the name ~Josh~.
