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OMG is he serious?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:06 pm
by Gigs

Re: OMG is he serious?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:16 pm
by Legendary Apophis
Nevermind. The title fooled me..<_<

Re: OMG is he serious?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:22 pm
by Duderanch
#-o

Please tell me you sensed the tone...

Re: OMG is he serious?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:06 pm
by Gigs
Yeah, Haha.
Thought it was funny tho.
I know he's joking.

Re: OMG is he serious?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:15 am
by Noobert
I own a Canadian, her name is Becky. :o

Re: OMG is he serious?

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:21 am
by Corran Horne
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

yes, ya should smite them.

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

please,send her photo first

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

just assume she's not

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

do you live in texas? you can own some apache then, canadians are way too far

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

you can ask other neighbours for help

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

it's lesser abomination if you eat homosexual shellfish

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

unfortunatelly your vision has to be 20/20

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

you should cousin itt to scare them to death

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

no. unless the ball is made of syntetic material

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

how big is the town?