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yes something tickled my account ingame.... was funny.

Winning noob moment of the year makes sense now.

I'll set the scene..... yesterday at 10:30pm GMT i broke my PPT early as i had planned to vacate my account (most likely indefinitely) at 10:30pm tonight. I had planned this originally earlier in the week mainly influenced by my promotion at work which I start on Monday so no time for SGW much anymore.

So there i was online doing various things, not in SGW, and it was less than 2 hours before I vacate. So I log in. Didn't notice at first, but two people had scratched, or even tickled at my account.

Duderanch - the noob of the year
Man Called Jim - Diplomat? Don't remember any diplomacy.

So i was a little annoyed because if it had been like 2 hours later they wouldn't have had the chance to.

Anyway i gave them an easy ride as i was not on nox or critical and i was not logged in. lol.

It's quite obvious duderanch doesn't like me being on the forums, he's probably been itching to mass me. But it was so funny cause he had to get Man Called Jim to help him.

Anyway, what i wanted to say was that the massing was atrocious. Ok my MS got massed down, that's not hard to do really on anyone's account if the defender is not online. So my defence weapons, all 12m of them got destroyed. But I had like 8m defenders and 3m spies left....... how noobish.

So I suspect they were both laughing after they finished tickling my account. I haven't yet finished laughing myself. Because i had been watching how close i was to plague and i realised just before I go on vac mode that i'd be like 300k away from plague.

So i knew I was 500k away, and when i logged in, i hadn't noticed the massing at all, even though i had 0 def and MS was small. i went to see how far away i was from plague, and it worked out to 4m... i was like, how's that? So i did it again, same answer.... that was when i noticed the scratches on my account LOL.

So i got the 12t naq i had saved in my bank, and I helped re-paint over my scratches. I bought back my MS and my defence weapons with some mercs too.

So basically i went from being 400k away from plague to now being 2.47m away from plague. So basically i was only 2m army down, and a little less naq. LOL

i've never been tickled like that ingame before!
Duderanch obviously didn't want to take me on by himself, he had to drag Man Called Jim in to it and they both failed at massing me. i mean there were 11m men sitting there waiting to be killed.

I've lost respect in TITANS now.... shame, I did consider them friends. Ah well. And Man Called Jim, your diplomacy sucks.

You'll likely just say i went on vac mode because of the massing, but meh, think what you want, I had this planned. Even the admins on here knew about my planning of going away for a while. The timing just sucked.

So that's the story of how my account got tickled ingame, and I had the last laugh at the fail massing. maybe i wasted your time reading this, maybe not... i don't really care.

I nominate them both for noob of the year 2010.

*still laughing*

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lol

Someone trying to bother Clarkey again?

The only person on SGW with a big enough ego to post in general because he got massed.

And yes i begged Jim, someone with a smaller army/less ascensions/smaller MS to come help me mass the big bad Clarkey

I told SS the exact reason we massed you. If you had PM'd me or asked me on MSN i would have said the same to you.

Duderanch
The Noob of the year.

Sorry clarkey i have nothing against you. I was bored and taking a break from studying and told DR i wanted to mass somebody and he could pick.
End of story.

Got a bit of ME out of it....
Sorry to hear you were going on Vac though.

Duderanch wrote::lol:

The only person on SGW with a big enough ego to post in general because he got massed.

It wasn't because of the massing, it was because of the atrociousness of the massing. And the awkward timing.

Man Called Jim wrote:Sorry clarkey i have nothing against you. I was bored and taking a break from studying and told DR i wanted to mass somebody and he could pick.
End of story.

Got a bit of ME out of it....
Sorry to hear you were going on Vac though.

I don't have anything against you eiother, but nice to see that you support random massings.

Duderanch i know had reasons to mass me, cause he don't like me. he obviously had intentions to do it.

Your right i don't like your forum persona, you've always come across rather, for lack of a better phrase. Up your self.

That said, i had no intentions to mass you before jim asked me if i wanted to mass. I checked the ranks quick and saw your name. I had no idea you where going on VAC tonight until Jim told me.

Maybe you can put it off till sunday and show me how to mass...

Duderanch wrote:Your right i don't like your forum persona, you've always come across rather, for lack of a better phrase. Up your self.

That said, i had no intentions to mass you before jim asked me if i wanted to mass. I checked the ranks quick and saw your name. I had no idea you where going on VAC tonight until Jim told me.

Maybe you can put it off till sunday and show me how to mass...

You check ranks quick? And you happened to find my name that quick?

And this isn't in the GC why?..

Sun God Ra wrote:And this isn't in the GC why?..

Cause it's not a declaration of war.

It's a discussion about ingame events.

Clarkey wrote:

Sun God Ra wrote:And this isn't in the GC why?..

Cause it's not a declaration of war.

It's a discussion about ingame events.

I guess so, seems to be a simple account of how you were massed..then rebuilt. Which begs the question as to why it warrants a thread in the first place.

sounds more like a personal issue...a vendetta even if one person doesnt fight back...there are enough vendetta's like that anyway but its ok keep the ego rolling Clarkey everyone knows you wouldn't be you without your ego and supposed heroics

Sun God Ra wrote:

Clarkey wrote:

Sun God Ra wrote:And this isn't in the GC why?..

Cause it's not a declaration of war.

It's a discussion about ingame events.

I guess so, seems to be a simple account of how you were massed..then rebuilt. Which begs the question as to why it warrants a thread in the first place.

Just pointing out the fact how duderanch doesn't like me, and then as soon as the opportunity comes along (this occasion was a bored Man Called Jim) wanting to mass someone then duderanch purposely chooses me. Forget all this "I quickly went through the ranks and found your name" rubbish... i mean how quickly did you go through the ranks to stumble across my name?

Anyway he's also one that doesn't like me being on forums, and what's ironic is that i was going to slip away on vac mode for al ong time, then his personal feelings finally get to him and he gets someone to mass me, prompting me to continue posting on forums.

Angnoch wrote:sounds more like a personal issue...a vendetta even if one person doesnt fight back...there are enough vendetta's like that anyway but its ok keep the ego rolling Clarkey everyone knows you wouldn't be you without your ego and supposed heroics

Supposed heroics.... lol try saying that to those i've prevented from losing accounts and $$.

I would fight back, but i had plans which i'm not prepared to change. Not even in these circumstances.

It doesn't even deserve a vendetta unless he wants one. It was a spur of the moment thing

But meh, second thread about me in general. This time i didn't lose a bucket load of naq and uu, go me?