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So you're on an awesome tour of some awesome caves. But you know what else is awesome? You're touring them with a hot guy or girl.
Here are the tips to making a romantic advance in the awesome cave and to turn their headlamp on.

Steps

1. Try to trail behind the tour group. Not too far, or you will find yourself lost in a dark cave, but not too close, so you have some privacy to talk and be romantic.
2. Play up how dark it is. If you want, you can also play up being scared, and hang off of them in an attractive fashion. For example: "Oh, Bobby, I'm so scared! It's kind of cold in here. Hold me!"
   
   To a female, you can say: "Tricia, if you are scared, hold on to me."
3. If the guide asks you to turn your headlamps off, hold hands with the other person. You may even want to bring your face closer to them, so that when the headlamps are turned back on, you are in a romantic position. This will give them ideas.
4. If you find yourself in a tight space, make it tighter. Huddle up close to them, but not so close that it is uncomfortable.
5. When you exit the cave, breathe a sigh of relief, but do not stray too far from the person you are flirting with. Instead, comment on how fun the cave excursion was, smile seductively, and ask them to dinner. And then give them a high-five! Or an E.T. finger touch, if they're into that kind of stuff.

[spoiler]C&P from WikiHow. What if said person isn't Bobby or Tricia.. and what if they turn their headlamps on too soon.
Someone should make a Murphy's cartoon of this going horribly wrong.[/spoiler]

anyone relying on a guide to flirt is more likely to get the guide screwed than, well, the other way around.

Hitchkok wrote:anyone relying on a guide to flirt is more likely to get the guide screwed than, well, the other way around.

Well, I forgot the "preparations" element.
It detailed how to screw the guide and have him turn off the headlamps with the promise of some more candy.

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Chances of that being the case are slim to none on average.

SuperSaiyan wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

that is optional, the fact remains you don't need to flirt...

I agree that it is not a necessity.

Girls have boobs = win

moses of romania wrote:Girls have boobs = win

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Chances of that being the case are slim to none on average.

just goes to show how high YOUr standarts are...

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Chances of that being the case are slim to none on average.

just goes to show how high YOUr standarts are...

It does?
I suppose it does, yes. Have a problem with that?

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Chances of that being the case are slim to none on average.

just goes to show how high YOUr standarts are...

It does?
I suppose it does, yes. Have a problem with that?

whatever rocks your boat, i guess.

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

Hitchkok wrote:

Offensive Bias wrote:

SuperSaiyan wrote:simple fact, chicks don't need to flirt...

We do if we have standards, SuperS.

or if WE do...

Chances of that being the case are slim to none on average.

just goes to show how high YOUr standarts are...

It does?
I suppose it does, yes. Have a problem with that?

whatever rocks your boat, i guess.

Well.. yes.

where does one find a cave?

*not looking for a caveman*

temptress wrote::-k

where does one find a cave?

*not looking for a caveman*

Under the ground, usually.