to all frammar nazis
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:02 am
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.
(Real Men of Geniuussss)
Today we salute you, Mr. Online Grammar Nazi Guy.
(Mr. Online Grammar Nazzziii Guy!)
You scour the forums night and day, analyzing each and every post with one single mission: exposing bad grammar and the perpetrators behind it.
(You're going down!!)
Misplaced punctuation, misspelled words, adjectives without a noun; no mistake, whether small or large, will escape your hawk-like eyes.
(I see your dangling participle!)
Ever-vigilant, no well thought out content, proper context or timing will deter you from noticing that run-on sentence, or mis-used contraction.
(That don't make no sense....)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh King of the Comma, because "I" before "e" isn't just an expression, it's a way of life.
(Mr. Online Grammar Nazzziii Guy! )
(Real Men of Geniuussss)
Today we salute you, Mr. Online Grammar Nazi Guy.
(Mr. Online Grammar Nazzziii Guy!)
You scour the forums night and day, analyzing each and every post with one single mission: exposing bad grammar and the perpetrators behind it.
(You're going down!!)
Misplaced punctuation, misspelled words, adjectives without a noun; no mistake, whether small or large, will escape your hawk-like eyes.
(I see your dangling participle!)
Ever-vigilant, no well thought out content, proper context or timing will deter you from noticing that run-on sentence, or mis-used contraction.
(That don't make no sense....)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh King of the Comma, because "I" before "e" isn't just an expression, it's a way of life.
(Mr. Online Grammar Nazzziii Guy! )
That's a crime on Paddy's Day.
Never said it is.
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