Whoops Apocalypse
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 11:30 am
This ones an oldie, I just watched it for the first time in 20 years and it's still a bloody brilliant film, Peter Cook was a comedy genius, WATCH IT PEOPLE 
Sir Mortimer Chris: You can't show you're resolute without showing you are strong. And you can't show you're strong without blowing people up.
Lacrobat: Whistling condoms. They come in seven tunes, and so can you.
Secret Service agent: Let's pray he doesn't do anything rash.
President Barbara Adams: He just held a public crucifixion in Wembley Stadium!
Secret Service agent: Well, he's certainly moved to the right politically
President Barbara Adams: But where is the sanity in bombing millions of innocent people?
Sir Mortimer Chris: It shut Japan up, didn't it?
Sir Mortimer Chris: Having established the root cause of unemployment, we now need to come up with a job creation program. I have devised an idea that will create millions of new jobs within the first year of operation. Every week, five hundred working people jump off a cliff, thus creating five hundred new jobs.
RAdm. Bendish: It has nothing to do with the fact one of my officers has been accidentally and brutally castrated by a member of the royal family, gentlemen. Nor the fact that a pair of used teabags were accidentally sewn onto his groin, and the fact not discovered until some misfortunate officer emptied the teapot. No, the kicker is that I found you two in the radio room sending this message
[quotes from a newspaper]
RAdm. Bendish: Holy chopped meat! princess Wendy went witling with a razor yesterday and had a ball. Yes sirree another young soldier waved goodbye to his loved ones as her royal highness went crazy with a cutthroat during a routine pr-op shave on British flagship HMS Lion."