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The BIG questions
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:44 pm
by MEZZANINE
None of that 'is there a god' rubbish, this topic is for the really
BIG questions ( and answers if you have them )
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ?
2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ?
3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ?
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:16 am
by Duderanch
MEZZANINE wrote:
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ? It's not.
2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ? Because your a fat bastard.
3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ? They hide their hideous feet.
Simples.
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:42 pm
by Corran Horne
Duderanch wrote:MEZZANINE wrote:
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ? It's not.
2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ? Because your a fat bastard.
3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ? They hide their hideous feet.
Simples.
right
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:12 pm
by xXJanitoXx
MEZZANINE wrote:None of that 'is there a god' rubbish, this topic is for the really
BIG questions ( and answers if you have them )
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ?
Most clothing has elements of blue or white. The dyes in black clothing, for example, are often not actually black but a very dark blue. If you have a clothes dryer, have a look at the lint filter - that tends to be blue too.2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ?
Tides are created because the Earth and the moon are attracted to each other, just like magnets are attracted to each other. The moon tries to pull at anything on the Earth to bring it closer. But, the Earth is able to hold onto everything except the water. Since the water is always moving, the Earth cannot hold onto it, and the moon is able to pull at it whereas with humans our molecular density is stronger then that of liquid (us being solids) so the moons gravitational pull does not affect us. im sure that if we have 1 trillion litres of hydrocholric acid and dumped it into the ocean the moon would also affect that but due to not having any liquid of substancial size in relation to that of a ocean none of it i affected.3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ?
1. Variety - We women simply cannot wear the same shoe every day. We need change. Plus, our shoes need to match our outfits and our outfits need to match our activities and lifestyle. After all, you can't wear open toe sandals if you are going hiking in the canyons now can you? Plus, variety is the spice of life.
2. Style - We want to look good. No, we want to look hot. No, we want to look comfortable. See what I mean? Th bottom line is that we need different styles for different looks.
3. A Good Deal - Women are born shoppers. It is a true talent and no true shopper can turn down a good deal on a pair of shoes. That is why discount shoe stores like DSW or Shoe Pavillion are so popular. No shoe shopper work her salt can resist a pair of Manolo Blahniks marked half-off.
4. Comfort (AKA High Heels vs. Falts) - High heel shoes look great, but let's face it, they can really hurt the tootsies! Most women I know alternate between high heels and flats. You know what that means.. more shoes!
5. Durability - Well made shoes can last a lifetime. This is especially true if you do not wear them every day. As a result of this your shoes build up in your closet. Kinda like plaque on your teeth
hope this answers your questions also did you knwo that belly button most of the time does not actually come from your shirt or top but actually from your underwear?
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:12 am
by DavyC
MEZZANINE wrote:None of that 'is there a god' rubbish, this topic is for the really
BIG questions ( and answers if you have them )
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ?
Dryer lint is always blue so I guess it comes from that. Most of my clothes are washed as darks so blue and darker colours are more dominant over lighter colours. You'll never see white fluff. But one day I found pink lint while wearing a red t-shirt . . . Holding out for green2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ?
1m^3 of water is 1tonne, we weigh 1/10-1/20 of that and no idea what volume, but then we are mostly water. Reason we can't jump so high is because we are just one single entity and aren't attracted to the moon as strongly as we are to earth (the universal law of gravitation). Alot of water acts as one body, say the oceans, so they have a mass large enough to be affected by the mass of the moon.
Put everybody in a large sack and we probably would feel some influence from the moon.3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ?
You got me. All I know is chicks wearing boots + a skirt, I find really fascinating 
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:34 am
by Ethereal Tassadar
Questions :
#1.Does there exist any common sense in brutish sport addicts?
#2.Is there a place where we can buy edible fast food?
#3.There is no question number three.
#4.As there is no question number three, there is no question number four, incidentally.
#5.Miraculously, there is no question number five.
#6.I do not know how, or why, but there exists a question number six :
Why do young people tend to like young protagonists in movies or cartoons, or even music? Is "naruto" that good? No. Classic bull crap. Is Hannah Montana a good singer? No. Just a standard "wanna be popular by showing my sexyness" girl. Is Justin Bieber a good singer? GOD no. Just a boy with a girl's voice. When his voice will start changing, think : will he be as popular? No. He's not talented. But the question stands, why do young people tend to like young "heroes"?
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:39 am
by DavyC
Ethereal Tassadar wrote:Questions :
#1.Does there exist any common sense in brutish sport addicts?
#2.Is there a place where we can buy edible fast food?
#3.There is no question number three.
#4.As there is no question number three, there is no question number four, incidentally.
#5.Miraculously, there is no question number five.
#6.I do not know how, or why, but there exists a question number six :
Why do young people tend to like young protagonists in movies or cartoons, or even music? Is "naruto" that good? No. Classic bull crap. Is Hannah Montana a good singer? No. Just a standard "wanna be popular by showing my sexyness" girl. Is Justin Bieber a good singer? GOD no. Just a boy with a girl's voice. When his voice will start changing, think : will he be as popular? No. He's not talented. But the question stands, why do young people tend to like young "heroes"?
Somebody in marketing could answer No. 6.
And if you cook fast enough any food can be fast. Pizza takes 10-15 mins in the oven

Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:31 am
by xXJanitoXx
Ethereal Tassadar wrote:Questions :
#1.Does there exist any common sense in brutish sport addicts?
depends on who is asking? to you they may not but they them is a whole different ball game
#2.Is there a place where we can buy edible fast food?
sandwich shacks are a good place to start
#3.There is no question number three.
are you sure?
#4.As there is no question number three, there is no question number four, incidentally.
just because there is a number 4 before the question doesnt make it question number 4
#5.Miraculously, there is no question number five.
because this would be question number 4
#6.I do not know how, or why, but there exists a question number six :
Why do young people tend to like young protagonists in movies or cartoons, or even music? Is "naruto" that good? No. Classic bull crap. Is Hannah Montana a good singer? No. Just a standard "wanna be popular by showing my sexyness" girl. Is Justin Bieber a good singer? GOD no. Just a boy with a girl's voice. When his voice will start changing, think : will he be as popular? No. He's not talented. But the question stands, why do young people tend to like young "heroes"?
what can we say we would take a idol our age over someone of maturer years just because there at the same stage in life that we are its like when your gramps starts talking about his past and u think hes so old for not having a tv or something like that. not very relateable is it now?
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Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:55 am
by Dmonix
What colour does a smurf turn if you strangle it?
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:08 am
by Ethereal Tassadar
What colour does a smurf turn if you strangle it?
White, he dies.
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:28 am
by shooty08
MEZZANINE wrote:None of that 'is there a god' rubbish, this topic is for the really
BIG questions ( and answers if you have them )
1) Why is belllybutton fluff always blue ?
2) If the moons gravity is strong enough to move the oceans on Earth, how come I cant jump higher and weigh less under a full moon ?
3) What is it that women find so fascinating about shoes ?
1) because god said let there be blue fluff and it was so.
2) you can, its just not incredibly apparent
3)Its gotta be the shoes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHONpmlxPc
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:20 am
by Ethereal Tassadar
The answer you gave was an impure falsity.
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:37 pm
by Corran Horne
why after a woman/girl takes a shower/bath the bathroom always looks as if a flock of ducks reenacted d-day landing in there????
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:46 am
by Ethereal Tassadar
You do fail to realize the potential of your accusations. I never once saw such happen, and I have lived all around 6 or 7 years with a female.. It might have happened once, yet not that I seen.
To answer your question though, because you had witnessed a flock of ducks reenacting D-Day landing somewhere. Otherwise, you would not see it as that, but simply as an odd fact.
Re: The BIG questions
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:02 pm
by Corran Horne
the above are not acussaitons. just the result of my observations made through many years during which i lived with a females, be it my mother, sister, adopted sister, mirax, flatmates, friends of the above mentioned visiting for a weekend ect...
one can see the ducks reenacting different battles every saturday in st. stephen's green.