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I am sorry God.

All these years I have prayed to you...
Got down on my knees for you...
Listened to Mrs. Affy scream to you...
Donated money to your church...
Worshiped you...
Sang songs in your praise...
Done charity work...
Given to the homeless...
Helped feed those without food...
Clothed your precious children...
Tried to follow your commandments...
Lived by your golden 'Old Skool' rules...
In Eras past I have created Ancient Gods...
Spent gazillions of Naq making you powerful...
Prayed to your Dragons...
Fought off your Zombies, Re'tus, and Ubermen unbelievers...
Meditated in your Temples...
Washed and Waxed your Mega-multiships...
Polished and oiled your Big Gunz...
Tried NOT to be a Racist...
Gambled, farmed, and played in your Universes...
Tried to behave in the Forums... (well, er, maybe not this one )
All this I gave to you and worshiped you for over 23 Eras...

What do I get in return???
At the end of Era 24, you killed me. You killed Affy, sweet, lovable, bi-polar, split personality disorder, stumbling, bumbling, brain farting lovable old saggy ballz Affy...

G O D .... killed me.

I give up.

But, it still feels good to be - Alive. (HAHA, pun intended... )

I think it's time for Affy to dance with the devil in the pale moon light

Bad Affy should rise from the ashes

hehehe GOTTA love good ol' Affy!!

Now the GD Clones are growing faster than Affy...

Can sucking get any lower?

(WTzF? I think a Clone is banging my wife??)

Holy crap on a Swizzle stick...
GOD hates Squirrels too????

00:20 Alive 624560186687 SquirrelWrangler 944164695053 6,702,750,000 Naquadah lost 24 0

Why doesn't GOD hate Clones??????

If GOD hates Squirrels, AND, GOD hates Affy... Is Affy a Squirrel???

Affirmation wrote:Now the GD Clones are growing faster than Affy...

Can sucking get any lower?

(WTzF? I think a Clone is banging my wife??)

Holy crap on a Swizzle stick...
GOD hates Squirrels too????

00:20 Alive 624560186687 SquirrelWrangler 944164695053 6,702,750,000 Naquadah lost 24 0

Why doesn't GOD hate Clones??????

If GOD hates Squirrels, AND, GOD hates Affy... Is Affy a Squirrel???

Lmao..you are quite the funny one.

Someone used my toothbrush the other day, I was gone to south Florida on a 23 hour plus day repair dispatch....

I come home and find crusty blue Colgate toothpaste left on my brush. WT holy heck is that all about??

Do Clones brush their teeth?? They seem to be taking over this Era, I can't do anything about it cause I have Deja-Vu more than I get chapped lips lately in this cold Florida winter (what happened to the 'Sunshine State'??)

Thus.... I believe a Clone is STILL banging Mrs. Affy whilst I am out 'bringing home the bacon' - a toothbrush slobbering Clone is giving my wife the heeve-hoe.

Clone Era sux... it just really sux and they are banging my wife.
(Or, maybe it is Alucard again?? Friggin Aussie.)

Affirmation wrote:Someone used my toothbrush the other day, I was gone to south Florida on a 23 hour plus day repair dispatch....

I come home and find crusty blue Colgate toothpaste left on my brush. WT holy heck is that all about??

Do Clones brush their teeth?? They seem to be taking over this Era, I can't do anything about it cause I have Deja-Vu more than I get chapped lips lately in this cold Florida winter (what happened to the 'Sunshine State'??)

Thus.... I believe a Clone is STILL banging Mrs. Affy whilst I am out 'bringing home the bacon' - a toothbrush slobbering Clone is giving my wife the heeve-hoe.

Clone Era sux... it just really sux and they are banging my wife.
(Or, maybe it is Alucard again?? Friggin Aussie.)

Ahahaha..
You sure your not a comedian?

SÅTÅN 666 wrote:Ahahaha..
You sure your not a comedian?

Its always funny until SomeOne's wife gets banged by some Sleezy Clone-wad...

Oh, and, Affy found out that poor lad Alucard has been TOO GD busy and too hot and bothered from the blazing Australia summer to be wanckering around wif Bad-Affy's Mrs...

Props to Alucard though for good news from 'down-under'... Small miracles are always welcome I 'hear'!

i thought i had cleaned the tooth brush after using it

say hi to your wife for me mate


ps; will pm you when i get a spare 5mins

Dark Lord Tacoma wrote:i thought i had cleaned the tooth brush after using it

say hi to your wife for me mate


ps; will pm you when i get a spare 5mins

Sinner... Methinks I had detected a slight hint of the Cumbrian countryside smell left in and around my master bathroom?? And I blamed it on a Clone...

I should have known anything that hinted of stale ale and sheep spunk would have been you my sneaky Dark friend!! HAHA

Come to think of it, Mrs. Affy does fancy a lad in his Pirate Sheep outfit??

"All you need is Love..." John Lennon, R.I.P 30yrs ago today.