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What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:49 am
by Bullseye
Carrying on from Jixxi post, i just interested in what reasons you have either given or recieved for a massing. I bet there are some crazy ones out there.

Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:53 am
by [BoT] Jason
For the lulz
It can be either best or worst, just depends on your gaming style
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:53 am
by ~Snipez~
best reason i had an odd number of ats

Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:22 am
by Tek
Over compensating for a small Penis.
Or was that the best reason for a big mothership?

Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:35 am
by Juliette
"You are in my parking spot." - Oddest.
"You called me a noob." - Most understandable.
"You're a Nazi." - Most hilarious.
"I had an itch." - Too much information.
"It is that time of month again." - Probably a lie.
"I wanted to fight you for history's sake." - Flattering. Was a lie.
Just a few I've heard.
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:45 am
by Z E R O
How about the good ol 'cuz i felt like it'?
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:51 am
by Kjarkur
I once massed someone and gave him the reason "You are a whiner" And he replied "I've never even talked you to, how can you know" and gave me this long speech so I said "You're whining now, aren't you? Enjoy the rebuilding"
I always enjoyed Omega's reasons "Because we can" in the past.
In TL we used to have pretty awesome reasons too, SvaRuN had the best sense of humor about it.
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:12 am
by BarelyAllen
"Because you had 46B naq out and I got angry at your def for ABing so many times" - I did that once
"I don't like your name" - I keep wanting to do this
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:15 am
by [BoT] Jason
Another horrible reason is over forum related things
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:02 am
by Dmonix
Because you were in the top 120 ranks.
I thought that was a pretty good reason
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:05 am
by harchester
Ricos have the best massing Reasons
viewtopic.php?f=101&t=1585101st : The ~Qacol~ : Wonder Bra
2nd : The Snipez : Cross Dresser
3rd : Korruption : Red Leather Kinkehh Boots
4th : Crayton : Smokin ban hits South africa
5th : Harchester : dirty dancing
6th : JockPrincess : Jazz music
7th : Semper : The Magnificents - Fall to Gambling
8th : Kaps1 : Bad Dates
9th : Femme Fatale : Bad Romance
Was our random massing lines click the link to read the topics and enjoy a good laugh

Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:08 am
by Jim
Because Duderanch said we should
Because I was drunk
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:48 am
by SSG EnterTheLion
harchester wrote:Ricos have the best massing Reasons
viewtopic.php?f=101&t=1585101st : The ~Qacol~ : Wonder Bra
2nd : The Snipez : Cross Dresser
3rd : Korruption : Red Leather Kinkehh Boots
4th : Crayton : Smokin ban hits South africa
5th : Harchester : dirty dancing
6th : JockPrincess : Jazz music
7th : Semper : The Magnificents - Fall to Gambling
8th : Kaps1 : Bad Dates
9th : Femme Fatale : Bad Romance
Was our random massing lines click the link to read the topics and enjoy a good laugh

wow Harchie? YOU actually massed?!!!
But for myself, I've always had a reason. I've massed people who hit me at the beginning of the game and 14 months later had something to mass..and so on...I don't put time limits on anyone who becomes an enemy of mine, unless they've done something to change my view of them.
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:25 am
by MEZZANINE
Best reason for massing is obviously in retaliation for actions against you or your alliance/friends.
Worst reason for massing varies from person to person, we all have bad days/moods and have done things we're not proud of, I once massed someone for saying 'good morning' to me in a PM after I hit him for naq, it's wasnt a good morning at all, it was a Monday, it was raining and I was in a bad mood so I massed him.
Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:16 pm
by TheAnimal
Jim wrote:Because Duderanch said we should
Dat dere is the best one!
