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Machete

Such complete nonsense, story is insane, cinematography is deliberately bad and I guess I'd call it a spoof of action films kinda like The Expendables except this movie somehow works.

Lots of bloody fighting ( also done in a spoof way ), lots of hotties, and Danny Trejo as the unlikely hero who gets all the girls.

All star cast

Danny Trejo
Robert De Niro
Jessica Alba
Michelle Rodriguez
Steven Seagal
Cheech Marin



You should not like this trash, you know its trash, but you still have to watch it for the lulz :-D
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Re: Machete

It was meant as a spoof, right? :) Never got the impression otherwise..
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Re: Machete

Haha, wasnt this caused by a sudden intrest shown for a fake commercial which often preceeded several of Taratino's movies ?

The add looked fun, but preposterously rediculous.

Was machette directed by Taratino too ?
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I watched it for the lulz, and the nudity.

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD MOVIE LOL.
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Re: Machete

its not a good movie when you compare it to heavy-weighters, but its an enjoyable one... when classifying it in our archives, it immediately went into "comedy"....
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Re: Machete

It was based on a fake advert at the start of planet terror. Which is a much better film in my opinion.

They are both comedy and should not be taken otherwise.

Hilarious to watch when consuming alcoholic beverages.
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Re: Machete

I don't care what any of you say, this movie was awesome. :-D

And no, I was not playing a drinking game while watching it...the first time. 8-[
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So ridiculously stupid it was kinda funny
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Re: Machete

Might try this one next :-D

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Attack Mercs Killed (30) 459,329,001
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971
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It's amazing and I'll have no one speak ill of it. Though if you like it (and even if you don't) you should definitely check out Robert Rodriguez other films. :-D
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Duderanch wrote:It's amazing and I'll have no one speak ill of it. Though if you like it (and even if you don't) you should definitely check out Robert Rodriguez other films. :-D

Machete was so bad it was hilarious.

That's the only reason I'd watch it. =P
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This was quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen... aside from dorm daze 2 ughh
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