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Such complete nonsense, story is insane, cinematography is deliberately bad and I guess I'd call it a spoof of action films kinda like The Expendables except this movie somehow works.

Lots of bloody fighting ( also done in a spoof way ), lots of hotties, and Danny Trejo as the unlikely hero who gets all the girls.

All star cast

Danny Trejo
Robert De Niro
Jessica Alba
Michelle Rodriguez
Steven Seagal
Cheech Marin



You should not like this trash, you know its trash, but you still have to watch it for the lulz

It was meant as a spoof, right? Never got the impression otherwise..

Haha, wasnt this caused by a sudden intrest shown for a fake commercial which often preceeded several of Taratino's movies ?

The add looked fun, but preposterously rediculous.

Was machette directed by Taratino too ?

I watched it for the lulz, and the nudity.

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD MOVIE LOL.

its not a good movie when you compare it to heavy-weighters, but its an enjoyable one... when classifying it in our archives, it immediately went into "comedy"....

It was based on a fake advert at the start of planet terror. Which is a much better film in my opinion.

They are both comedy and should not be taken otherwise.

Hilarious to watch when consuming alcoholic beverages.

I don't care what any of you say, this movie was awesome.

And no, I was not playing a drinking game while watching it...the first time.

So ridiculously stupid it was kinda funny

Might try this one next

It's amazing and I'll have no one speak ill of it. Though if you like it (and even if you don't) you should definitely check out Robert Rodriguez other films.

Duderanch wrote:It's amazing and I'll have no one speak ill of it. Though if you like it (and even if you don't) you should definitely check out Robert Rodriguez other films.

Machete was so bad it was hilarious.

That's the only reason I'd watch it. =P

This was quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen... aside from dorm daze 2 ughh