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Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:29 am**

Didn't "repeat" like the conditioner bottle instructed him to.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:15 am**

IS Justin Bieber

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:39 am**

Loves Justin Bieber.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:35 am**

h

as sex with Justin Bieber

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:12 am**

Secretly watches me

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:42 pm**

Mental stole three loaves of bread from a local baker. He later returned two of these having had a slight change of heart.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:06 pm**

Used excessive force in apprehending Mental

Posted: **Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:27 am**

bought a cat so he could say he had some p*****

Posted: **Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:28 pm**

Took more than one sample from a "one free sample" stand.

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:19 am**

Joined the Navy and was dishonourably discharged for stealing food from the canteen kitchen.

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:38 am**

Was demoted from General for "fraternizing" with subordinates

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:29 am**

stole a farmers cow so he could get free milk

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:49 pm**

When asked if he wanted regular milk or chocolate milk he said "white milk, please".

You racist.

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:35 pm**

didn't "put the lotion on it's skin"

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:50 am**

Didn't put lotion on me!

Accuse the Person above you of crimes