how the heck does this happen? ....

[Rymramoch]

seriously they didnt do a single point of damage thats RETARDED.


As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Highlord Pervrsion stormed the realm of XXXXX!

Highlord Pervrsion sent:
** Assassin and ** Super Soldier Raiders and 0 Jaffa Raiders

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

*** Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon


Opposite this, stood the forces of XXXXX

XXXXX resisted the aggressors with:
Massive armies of Human Form Defender and Defense Spider
They were armed with enough weapon power to force you to turn and run before getting a good look...


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Highlord Pervrsion rush in full force, and inflict **** damage on Nevermore's forces!
Judging from the troop and army makeup, *** of that damage came from support planets.
It was confirmed that 0 of XXXXX's forces fell at the hands of Highlord Pervrsion's assult.


The forces of XXXXX fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict devastating damage on Highlord Pervrsion's forces! So much damage, in fact, that while running away Highlord Pervrsion could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
They managed to eradicate ** of Highlord Pervrsion's troops.


The forces of Highlord Pervrsion's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out XXXXX's Infiltration Units!
* Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
Unfortunately, XXXXX's Infiltration Units were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Targeted Gate Weapon went from strength 2,560 to 2,549 (now 2549/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.


The forces of XXXXX burninated those of Highlord Pervrsion
The forces of Highlord Pervrsion flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

The forces of Highlord Pervrsion could not secure a foothold in the realms of XXXXX!
The armies of Highlord Pervrsion were forced out of the realm of XXXXX in a none to glorious fashion! The defending forces were simply too much for them....
There are lessons to be learned here - old cliches of your race abound... biting and chewing...eyes and stomach...enemies and friends... too little too late.. stitch in time...books and covers --- but... one would guess that those defeated who lived were simply thankful for escape at the time, and running to become better prepared for the next excursion. It is sure that XXXXX will be considering a return visit to Highlord Pervrsion!

One additional fact: the forces of Highlord Pervrsion were so completely overwhelmed that they could not even breach the perimiter of XXXXX! As a result, it appears that the weapons and forces of Nevermore suffered no damage!! Was it a suicide run? Proving some sort of unknown 'point'? Or maybe a tactical strike to recon the strength of the opposition? Nobody is 100% sure, but one thing is sure: the attack was eliminated before they even got close, and had no effect on the target!

[Quina Quen]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

http://www.n00bwars.com

[JIX]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

http://www.n00bwars.com

and i clicked it aswell


whats the problem cause i cant see it

[Tyveris]

his defense weps got damaged

(i think)

[RepliJake]

his defense weps got damaged

(i think)

I think you'll find that the author of the thread is the n00b who attacked someone and did no damage, this is worse than spam, this is pathetic, complaining about being a n00b does not require an entire thread...

Where's Buck when you need him?

[Stricken]

his defense weps got damaged

(i think)

I think you'll find that the author of the thread is the n00b who attacked someone and did no damage, this is worse than spam, this is pathetic, complaining about being a n00b does not require an entire thread...

Where's Buck when you need him?

i don't think he understands why that happened

[Gabriel]

This happened cause you were so massively out power'd that you didn't stand a chance, his forces could probally have shot spit wads at your 4 guys and over whelmed them. This is in the game help info if you attks some one and there something like 5 times or 10 times stronger they take no damage from your noob efforts and no loses, prevents someone with 1 guy massing someone with a 5 bil def. So plz lock or move this to the noob fyi section.

Hope your not offend by being called a noob but well as evidence states....(you shouldn't post things like this ask your co or something so only one person laughs at you)

[Quina Quen]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

http://www.n00bwars.com

and i clicked it aswell

HAH! Jixie plays the n00bwars too!!

Poor n00b...

(and yes! Mr RepliJake is right! REINSTATE BUCK!)

[The Xeno]

..... Ease up on the n00b bashing/spamming

Gabriel is completly correct.
Personally I find the litte text message to speak for itself:

So much damage, in fact, that while running away Highlord Pervrsion could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...

And now... stats edited... Cheers, The Xeno

[SG1]

this authors army is 83 damn that is big ppl

[gooseman the first]

this authors army is 83 damn that is big ppl

ah i remember those days........ *reminisces*