SGW Chat Quotes!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:37 am
Looking through for the funniest / most famous quotes... Hopefully some of the chat regulars get a bit of a laugh as well as those who have missed out on these...
Here goes!
(Please note that it may be only chat regulars that find these even remotely interesting)
* LordAnubis slaps Xavier around a bit with a large trout
<LordAnubis> how do i get more things like that
<Whitey> go fishing?
<littlelips> lfmao...republicans aren't evil...just kinky
<littlelips> people are going to think i am crazy...
<Whitey> do you like being flooded Louna? Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna
<Nuto> little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head....
<Haaken> do u guys know that replicator are real
* ginger sits next to littlelips with popcorn and shouts to apophis and Xavier "Act out a sceene from Gladiator will you'z"
<Whitey> cause i am 13376
<Whitey> err
<Whitey> 1337
<Xavier> !alliancelist
-foo- My list of alliances:
-foo- Xavier's Spam Land - #StarGateWars
<Tyrus> the only credit card im ever gonna get is a credit-debit card which will be linked to my savings account
<Jedi_Kovo> Yea, same here.. I'll only use a card that will be linked to Tyrus's savings acct
* ChanServ changes topic to 'MY WORD IS LAW! MY COMMAND IS LIFE! (EtL)'
* Now talking in #theorderofchaos
* Topic is 'why was The Founding Member of the alliance not told about this?'
<Ginger> I love you Poppy
<apophis> i dont love you so bleh!
<DonCostelo> can someone tell me what is : Glory and Reputation Score...?
<StarGate406> no sorry
<Nuto_vixen> lol
<Nuto_vixen> It means how many people vote for you to stay in the game
-foo- Welcome back apophis.
You have been kicked from #StarGateWars 4 times.
<apophis> ladys and gentlemen, i want to hear a biiiiig lOL!!
<Whitey> !kick LordAnubis I HATE YOU
<Louna> I would never Abuse power, I would only abuse Nathan.
<Lord_Revan> ever open fire on a crowd of innocent people?
<Lord_Zeus> um, sorry about attacking you whitey, can you keep just a little less naq in open plz?
<Tyrus> Alice: wanna make internet babies with me?
<Alice> tyrus: With you huh. OK, I will make internet babies.
<AugustWinterman> How big is your p****, Alice?
<Alice> augustwinterman: My download size is about 7 MB. The memory requirement is around32MB.
Uno players should understand why this is funny:
<celticsoldier> play wd4
<celticsoldier> color red
<celticsoldier> draw
<littlelips> great i will be the sgw room stripper
<FC_Revan> actually I do a very good impersantion of a possesed voice
<FC_Revan> I can keep my eyes back in the head too
<Whitey> !kcount Xavier
<foo> Xavier has been kicked from the channel 357 times.
<Kasket> spies are cool
<Kasket> I get so lonely I name them
<Kasket> spy 1 and spy 2
<cRackPG> foo was sat on by Xavier's Mum. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:34 from level 45.
<Whitey> morning Xavier
<Xavier> its not ****ing morning and u know it
<Rolz14> Xavier You don't have to Add Every ****ing Sentence to the ****ing Quote Bot
<Ecthelion> **** **** **** **** **** ****? is that to be added?
<Dee> how old are you?
<_Apophis__> old enough to fart on my own
* Ginger is back from Sleeping. I was gone for 8secs
<Ginger> Power nap lol
<Lord_Zeus> sell all defence
<Lord_Zeus> buy attack
<Lord_Zeus> u = undefeatable
<cRackPG> mirror was forced to watch Xavier's mum strip. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:22 from level 46.
<Derij> whitey cake whitey cake coder man, code us a bot as fast as you can, make it look good and work real nice, with functions and tools to light up our lives
<Kasket> its in the wedding vows
<littlelips> lol the old ball and chain routine
<littlelips> DEE?
<littlelips> did you ditch me for the flying Dutchman?
<StueysGirl> yes?
* littlelips now wonders if there are fine lines and wrinkles showing through on the computer screen damn you oil of oaly you lie damn it you lie!!
<Paul_The_Black> does anyone in here have A Perfect Circle?
<Ginger> Attention «Xavier loves himself, Lips and Dee are sexy and WhiteySmellsWestonSticks!!!» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Ginger> Notice «Nothing..» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Paul_The_Black> mercs give you naq?
<Paul_The_Black> DAMNIT >:(
<Paul_The_Black> im not a freaking noob
<Whitey> tom...
<Whitey> im suck
<Whitey> er
<Whitey> sick
<Weston> o.O It was a 'Daddy long Legs' spider...
<StueysGirl> step on it
<Weston> No, thats 'mean'
<_Rob1_> wot is a muf muncher?
* Lindstorm tosses Terror|Taking_A_Nap in the river ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> FISH BAIT <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> HERE FISHES <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> $c(2)2 fishie bait <º))))>< >>>
<Whitey-> omg
<Whitey-> im an IDIOT
<Xavier> true
<Whitey-> I own 538/2563 (approx:55%) possible slaves.
<Xavier> i like the math
<Whitey-> Xavier - i have raw pancake mix to eat :D
<littlelips> ewwwwwwwwwww
<StueysGirl> one of my officers
<Xavier> i should retaliate
<Xavier> against their commander
<littlelips> go for it
<Xavier> 'Whitey is asleep. The time is 3:52pm.'
<Xavier> i swear, he is full on nocturnal
<cRackPG> Whitey, foo, mirror, and BigPhil have been chosen by the gods to worship the sacred Cow until such time as she is satiated. Quest to end in 0 days, 18:28:18.
<Whitey> wow - i must have been stoned when i wrote that quest....
* Xheralt tranfroms into a '38 Chevy and runs Xavier over
* Xheralt returns to humanoid form
* StarGate819 has quit IRC (Quit: But who will watch the watchers?...)
* thepolice will watch the wathers
* Nuto_vixen will watch who watches the watchers
* Whitey watches the Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watching me
* Whitey watches Nuto_vixen watching Whitey watch Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watch Nuto_vixen watch Whitey watching Nuto
* fuzzy[afk] watches whitey watching nuto watching whitey watching nuto
* Whitey watches in general
* Nuto_vixen watches the way you all watch the watchers
* thepolice will watch the watchers
* %fuzzy[afk] wonders what all the watching is about and quits watching people and watches the TV instead
* +Nuto_vixen watched you all watch me watch others and watch tv at the sam etime
That's all for now, there are hundreds of recorded quotes to pick the best from, if anyone has any questions regarding these quotes, or quotes of their own to add, go ahead!
Here goes!
(Please note that it may be only chat regulars that find these even remotely interesting)
* LordAnubis slaps Xavier around a bit with a large trout
<LordAnubis> how do i get more things like that
<Whitey> go fishing?
<littlelips> lfmao...republicans aren't evil...just kinky
<littlelips> people are going to think i am crazy...
<Whitey> do you like being flooded Louna? Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna
<Nuto> little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head....
<Haaken> do u guys know that replicator are real
* ginger sits next to littlelips with popcorn and shouts to apophis and Xavier "Act out a sceene from Gladiator will you'z"
<Whitey> cause i am 13376
<Whitey> err
<Whitey> 1337
<Xavier> !alliancelist
-foo- My list of alliances:
-foo- Xavier's Spam Land - #StarGateWars
<Tyrus> the only credit card im ever gonna get is a credit-debit card which will be linked to my savings account
<Jedi_Kovo> Yea, same here.. I'll only use a card that will be linked to Tyrus's savings acct
* ChanServ changes topic to 'MY WORD IS LAW! MY COMMAND IS LIFE! (EtL)'
* Now talking in #theorderofchaos
* Topic is 'why was The Founding Member of the alliance not told about this?'
<Ginger> I love you Poppy
<apophis> i dont love you so bleh!
<DonCostelo> can someone tell me what is : Glory and Reputation Score...?
<StarGate406> no sorry
<Nuto_vixen> lol
<Nuto_vixen> It means how many people vote for you to stay in the game
-foo- Welcome back apophis.
You have been kicked from #StarGateWars 4 times.
<apophis> ladys and gentlemen, i want to hear a biiiiig lOL!!
<Whitey> !kick LordAnubis I HATE YOU
<Louna> I would never Abuse power, I would only abuse Nathan.
<Lord_Revan> ever open fire on a crowd of innocent people?
<Lord_Zeus> um, sorry about attacking you whitey, can you keep just a little less naq in open plz?
<Tyrus> Alice: wanna make internet babies with me?
<Alice> tyrus: With you huh. OK, I will make internet babies.
<AugustWinterman> How big is your p****, Alice?
<Alice> augustwinterman: My download size is about 7 MB. The memory requirement is around32MB.
Uno players should understand why this is funny:
<celticsoldier> play wd4
<celticsoldier> color red
<celticsoldier> draw
<littlelips> great i will be the sgw room stripper
<FC_Revan> actually I do a very good impersantion of a possesed voice
<FC_Revan> I can keep my eyes back in the head too
<Whitey> !kcount Xavier
<foo> Xavier has been kicked from the channel 357 times.
<Kasket> spies are cool
<Kasket> I get so lonely I name them
<Kasket> spy 1 and spy 2
<cRackPG> foo was sat on by Xavier's Mum. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:34 from level 45.
<Whitey> morning Xavier
<Xavier> its not ****ing morning and u know it
<Rolz14> Xavier You don't have to Add Every ****ing Sentence to the ****ing Quote Bot
<Ecthelion> **** **** **** **** **** ****? is that to be added?
<Dee> how old are you?
<_Apophis__> old enough to fart on my own
* Ginger is back from Sleeping. I was gone for 8secs
<Ginger> Power nap lol
<Lord_Zeus> sell all defence
<Lord_Zeus> buy attack
<Lord_Zeus> u = undefeatable
<cRackPG> mirror was forced to watch Xavier's mum strip. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:22 from level 46.
<Derij> whitey cake whitey cake coder man, code us a bot as fast as you can, make it look good and work real nice, with functions and tools to light up our lives
<Kasket> its in the wedding vows
<littlelips> lol the old ball and chain routine
<littlelips> DEE?
<littlelips> did you ditch me for the flying Dutchman?
<StueysGirl> yes?
* littlelips now wonders if there are fine lines and wrinkles showing through on the computer screen damn you oil of oaly you lie damn it you lie!!
<Paul_The_Black> does anyone in here have A Perfect Circle?
<Ginger> Attention «Xavier loves himself, Lips and Dee are sexy and WhiteySmellsWestonSticks!!!» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Ginger> Notice «Nothing..» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Paul_The_Black> mercs give you naq?
<Paul_The_Black> DAMNIT >:(
<Paul_The_Black> im not a freaking noob
<Whitey> tom...
<Whitey> im suck
<Whitey> er
<Whitey> sick
<Weston> o.O It was a 'Daddy long Legs' spider...
<StueysGirl> step on it
<Weston> No, thats 'mean'
<_Rob1_> wot is a muf muncher?
* Lindstorm tosses Terror|Taking_A_Nap in the river ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> FISH BAIT <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> HERE FISHES <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> $c(2)2 fishie bait <º))))>< >>>
<Whitey-> omg
<Whitey-> im an IDIOT
<Xavier> true
<Whitey-> I own 538/2563 (approx:55%) possible slaves.
<Xavier> i like the math
<Whitey-> Xavier - i have raw pancake mix to eat :D
<littlelips> ewwwwwwwwwww
<StueysGirl> one of my officers
<Xavier> i should retaliate
<Xavier> against their commander
<littlelips> go for it
<Xavier> 'Whitey is asleep. The time is 3:52pm.'
<Xavier> i swear, he is full on nocturnal
<cRackPG> Whitey, foo, mirror, and BigPhil have been chosen by the gods to worship the sacred Cow until such time as she is satiated. Quest to end in 0 days, 18:28:18.
<Whitey> wow - i must have been stoned when i wrote that quest....
* Xheralt tranfroms into a '38 Chevy and runs Xavier over
* Xheralt returns to humanoid form
* StarGate819 has quit IRC (Quit: But who will watch the watchers?...)
* thepolice will watch the wathers
* Nuto_vixen will watch who watches the watchers
* Whitey watches the Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watching me
* Whitey watches Nuto_vixen watching Whitey watch Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watch Nuto_vixen watch Whitey watching Nuto
* fuzzy[afk] watches whitey watching nuto watching whitey watching nuto
* Whitey watches in general
* Nuto_vixen watches the way you all watch the watchers
* thepolice will watch the watchers
* %fuzzy[afk] wonders what all the watching is about and quits watching people and watches the TV instead
* +Nuto_vixen watched you all watch me watch others and watch tv at the sam etime
That's all for now, there are hundreds of recorded quotes to pick the best from, if anyone has any questions regarding these quotes, or quotes of their own to add, go ahead!