My two beginners:
1) Do not claim to be Tok'ra. If you want to be Tok'ra, switch to Tauri or Asgard.
2) Do not beg bigger Goa'ulds for naquadah, units, or attack turns. Begging makes us want to wipe out everything we have given you.
3) If you lose your defense to someone, suck it up and build it back. Then, y'know, if their smashing of your defense was for no reason, you can get a friend to "fix" this problem if you're not strong enough to.
4) Ask intelligent questions, and good things will happen. After all, we outsmart our enemies, so intelligence is of great value to us System Lords.
5) Don't attack players who you know very well are much stronger than you, it will only result in your being owned. This would include players in the top 100 and top 500 to a point.
6) If you want units quickly, raid targets that you get at least a minimum amount of units. If you want to know what this minimum amount per attack turn is, go to the marketplace and divide the number of units by the number of turns in 1 trade.
7) It's okay to attack fellow Goa'uld, it's what we do.
8 ) Do not pm people farming you with something like:
I'm a GOD! You dared testing me, now, feel my wrath!!
Bow before your GOD!
9) Do not try to unify the Goa'uld, it won't happen because of alliance loyalties and honestly it's been tried before and some.....Goa'ulds.....stopped it.