Post some funny things that everyone from the show has said...(That includes things that they have said in shows like From Stargate to Atlantis: The Lowdown and TimeLine To The Future)
Sry if this should be in another forum...
Funny SG sayings
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okay i'll kick it off. Watched this episode this morining
From 'Demons':
Carter: Looks like a church sir.
Jack: Meaning what?
Teal'c: Meaning that it is likely Christians reside here.
Jack: Thank you Teal'c.
"Urgo"
(Teal'c sculls boiling coffee)
Dan: Isnt that hot?
Tealc: Extremely.
I got heaps more, but those stick out at the moment.
From 'Demons':
Carter: Looks like a church sir.
Jack: Meaning what?
Teal'c: Meaning that it is likely Christians reside here.
Jack: Thank you Teal'c.
"Urgo"
(Teal'c sculls boiling coffee)
Dan: Isnt that hot?
Tealc: Extremely.
I got heaps more, but those stick out at the moment.
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Here's a classic from "Window of Oppertunity":
O’NEILL : I’m telling you TEAL'C. If we don’t find a way out of this soon I’m gonna lose it.
TEAL’C stares at him.
O’NEILL : Lose it…it meant go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one’s faculties, (he continues drawing on the plate with the condiments) three fires short of a happy meal…WACKO!
O’NEILL : I’m telling you TEAL'C. If we don’t find a way out of this soon I’m gonna lose it.
TEAL’C stares at him.
O’NEILL : Lose it…it meant go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one’s faculties, (he continues drawing on the plate with the condiments) three fires short of a happy meal…WACKO!
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Here are a few from my list:
Jack: Do we really think anyone’s going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a ‘Stargate?’ I mean, I have a hard enough time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner.
Teal’c: Are considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal’c, the cliché is ‘Are you thinking what I’m thinking?’ And the answer is yes.
Jack: (to Daniel about delivering a baby) You never cease to amaze me with all your talents.
Daniel: Thank you. Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Jack: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.
Jack: Where’s that?
Daniel: Greece.
Jack: Why do I do that?
Jack: Do we really think anyone’s going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a ‘Stargate?’ I mean, I have a hard enough time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner.
Teal’c: Are considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal’c, the cliché is ‘Are you thinking what I’m thinking?’ And the answer is yes.
Jack: (to Daniel about delivering a baby) You never cease to amaze me with all your talents.
Daniel: Thank you. Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Jack: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.
Jack: Where’s that?
Daniel: Greece.
Jack: Why do I do that?
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Klorel: "Father, these are the intruders. The Shol'vah, and the human that recruited him."
Jack: <To Apophis> "Hey pops!"
Apophis: "SILENCE!"
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Anice: "The great queen Egeria; she broke from the Goa'uld almost 10 thousand years ago; her offspring became the Tok'ra."
Daniel: "Egeria, Roman Goddess of Fountains....."
Jack: "Fountains?"
Daniel: "....Also childbirth."
Jack: "How do those two go together?"
Daniel: "It doesn't matter........."
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McKay: "I wonder why he waited so long to show up and do his 'Prepare to meet your doom' thing?
Carter: "I quess he wanted to make sure it was going to work..."
McKay: "Yeah, that'd be embarrasing. <Mocking Anubis> 'Nothing can stop the destruction I bring upon you', then the gate shuts down, 'Oops, sorry, nevermind.'"
Carter: Well, that didn't happen and we only have 53 more hours to figure this out.
<Scientists are arguing and McKay says "That's it!">
McKay: "No not you, you're horribly wrong; both of you, but you gave me an idea: We've been able to send messages both ways through a wormhole, like radio messages......."
Carter: "So what, do we call Anubis up and ask him to stop?"
McKay: "'Yeah, Anubis this is your agent, you're playing way over top' <To Carter> Can you get serious please?"
Jack: <To Apophis> "Hey pops!"
Apophis: "SILENCE!"
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Anice: "The great queen Egeria; she broke from the Goa'uld almost 10 thousand years ago; her offspring became the Tok'ra."
Daniel: "Egeria, Roman Goddess of Fountains....."
Jack: "Fountains?"
Daniel: "....Also childbirth."
Jack: "How do those two go together?"
Daniel: "It doesn't matter........."
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McKay: "I wonder why he waited so long to show up and do his 'Prepare to meet your doom' thing?
Carter: "I quess he wanted to make sure it was going to work..."
McKay: "Yeah, that'd be embarrasing. <Mocking Anubis> 'Nothing can stop the destruction I bring upon you', then the gate shuts down, 'Oops, sorry, nevermind.'"
Carter: Well, that didn't happen and we only have 53 more hours to figure this out.
<Scientists are arguing and McKay says "That's it!">
McKay: "No not you, you're horribly wrong; both of you, but you gave me an idea: We've been able to send messages both ways through a wormhole, like radio messages......."
Carter: "So what, do we call Anubis up and ask him to stop?"
McKay: "'Yeah, Anubis this is your agent, you're playing way over top' <To Carter> Can you get serious please?"
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aaaaaaaaaaa its shol'va va not vah i checked
narim: travel has asked that i escort them the rest of the way
o neill: is that true
narim: no. i heard you were back on tollan
blaa blaa blaa then
narim: you dont understand every tollan has a small implant that monitors there health here is my current health
carter: i asume your ok
narim: yes perfect health. as the seer of omocs personal details including hes health records despite him looking lile under alot of stress he to was in perfect health
carter: well people sometimes die of heart attacks with no warning
narim: no if anything goes wrong health officers are dispatched immediatly normally meximum responce time is under 10 minuets
o neill: what are you saying?
narim: that just doesnt happen the system is flawless
o neill: no what are you saying
narim: well i believe omoc may have been murdered
ok im not sure if i got that exactly right and i know its not the best one klorel took all the ones i was gonna do grrr
narim: travel has asked that i escort them the rest of the way
o neill: is that true
narim: no. i heard you were back on tollan
blaa blaa blaa then
narim: you dont understand every tollan has a small implant that monitors there health here is my current health
carter: i asume your ok
narim: yes perfect health. as the seer of omocs personal details including hes health records despite him looking lile under alot of stress he to was in perfect health
carter: well people sometimes die of heart attacks with no warning
narim: no if anything goes wrong health officers are dispatched immediatly normally meximum responce time is under 10 minuets
o neill: what are you saying?
narim: that just doesnt happen the system is flawless
o neill: no what are you saying
narim: well i believe omoc may have been murdered
ok im not sure if i got that exactly right and i know its not the best one klorel took all the ones i was gonna do grrr
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coversation going on between the members of sg-13 about the possibilitiy of life on a planet after they come through the stargate in the two parter heroes
col. dixon:i dont see any indication of anything here
balinsky:take the usual bet on that sir
sure wells
wells:an abandoned naquadah mine
col.dixon:boring good odds,bosworth
bosworth:im going to put my money on trees,sir
col.dixon:bosworths disqualified for being a smartass.
ill go with two headed aliens
wells: hostile or friendly,sir
col.dixon:one head good one head bad,balinsky?
balinsky:ruins of an ancient city
cmdr: yeah,you wish
col. dixon:i dont see any indication of anything here
balinsky:take the usual bet on that sir
sure wells
wells:an abandoned naquadah mine
col.dixon:boring good odds,bosworth
bosworth:im going to put my money on trees,sir
col.dixon:bosworths disqualified for being a smartass.
ill go with two headed aliens
wells: hostile or friendly,sir
col.dixon:one head good one head bad,balinsky?
balinsky:ruins of an ancient city
cmdr: yeah,you wish
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yay i fanally posted a popular topic lol...I have too many of these to even remember any of em...so il just post my favorite one from: From StarGate to Atlantis: The Lowdown...
Carter: Previously, on the last seven seasons of...seven?! Jeez is that rite? I mean really seven years of StarGate? Shouldn't we get a cake or something?
Carter: Previously, on the last seven seasons of...seven?! Jeez is that rite? I mean really seven years of StarGate? Shouldn't we get a cake or something?
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From "Ergo"
(The dialogue in the beginning is definately wrong because I haven't seen the episode in a while)
General Hammond: "You've obviously been comprised."
Carter: "Really, we're fine."
Hammond: "You're saying that after he spilled hot coffee on your hand?"
SG-1 all at once:
Jack, Sam, Daniel: "He didn't mean to."
Teal'c: "It was not his intention."
(The dialogue in the beginning is definately wrong because I haven't seen the episode in a while)
General Hammond: "You've obviously been comprised."
Carter: "Really, we're fine."
Hammond: "You're saying that after he spilled hot coffee on your hand?"
SG-1 all at once:
Jack, Sam, Daniel: "He didn't mean to."
Teal'c: "It was not his intention."
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prior wrote:in the ep where Col. oneill and carter are stuck in anartica. They are huddling together for warmth.
Carter: Sir
O'neill: I swear Its my side arm
That was hilarious, lol
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(Teal'c Blasts the wall with a P90)
Mitchell:" Woa! Woa! Man! Bullets bounce!
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And one of my favorites:
"The Treasure is in this pot"
I wonder what the ancient who engraved that was thinking, lol
"The Universe has no laws; it has habits, and habits can be broken."
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Daniel: "I believe I've translated more of the circle. I think Hic Qua Videem translates into the 'Place of our Legacy'................ or it could be 'A Piece of our Leg', but the first is far more likely."
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Mitchell: "A room full of treasure and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book."
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And in memory of Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: "What????"
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Mitchell: "A room full of treasure and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book."
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And in memory of Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: "What????"
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well i was just watching some of the old episodes and here are a couple of sayings that i found...
O'Neill: Lucy, I'm home.
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
O'Neill: Oh for crying out loud will you just open the door...
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Hammound: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
O'Neill: Well ive thought about it...but then id have to shoot anyone who read it...
Hammound: ...
O'Neill: Its a joke, sir...
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O'Neill: What now?
Bra'tac (or however you write his name): Now we die...
O'Neill: well thats a bad plan...
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Some general: How does she fly son?
Teal'c: The Vehicle perfomed within exoected parameters.
O'Neil: WOOHOOO...
Hammound: ...
O'Neil: sorry sir. I couldn't help but get cought up in Teal'c's inthusiasum...
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Teal'c: FIRE!!!
Hammound fires at a tower with a Goa'uld that is using a huge Goa'uld laser gun thigny that is shooting at sg-1.
Hammound: YEEEEEEEHHH...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!...
Teal'c: ...*gives hammound the eyebrow*...]
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Daniel: This?
O'Neil: That.
Daniel: That is that?
O'Neil: You can stop...That...
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Teal'c: Col. O'Neil has officially informed me that i have my...mojo...back...
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(behind the scenes interview with Daniel about Teal'c getting some hair in season 8...)
Daniel: You know the beggining of those chia pet comercials when they take the seeds and just kind of spread them on top of the armadillo or whatever the heck it is a dog or something well thats kind of where teal'c is at rite now and i think it wont be long before chia Teal'c becomes a merchandise item.
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Daniel: c come on...tell them how deep you are. You'l be lucky if you even understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is inmaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oooh ssss!
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They might not be too funny but...hey comon...humor me...i just went threw like 4 hours of interviews and stuff to get all of this...
O'Neill: Lucy, I'm home.
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
O'Neill: Oh for crying out loud will you just open the door...
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Hammound: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
O'Neill: Well ive thought about it...but then id have to shoot anyone who read it...
Hammound: ...
O'Neill: Its a joke, sir...
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O'Neill: What now?
Bra'tac (or however you write his name): Now we die...
O'Neill: well thats a bad plan...
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Some general: How does she fly son?
Teal'c: The Vehicle perfomed within exoected parameters.
O'Neil: WOOHOOO...
Hammound: ...
O'Neil: sorry sir. I couldn't help but get cought up in Teal'c's inthusiasum...
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Teal'c: FIRE!!!
Hammound fires at a tower with a Goa'uld that is using a huge Goa'uld laser gun thigny that is shooting at sg-1.
Hammound: YEEEEEEEHHH...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!...
Teal'c: ...*gives hammound the eyebrow*...]
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Daniel: This?
O'Neil: That.
Daniel: That is that?
O'Neil: You can stop...That...
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Teal'c: Col. O'Neil has officially informed me that i have my...mojo...back...
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(behind the scenes interview with Daniel about Teal'c getting some hair in season 8...)
Daniel: You know the beggining of those chia pet comercials when they take the seeds and just kind of spread them on top of the armadillo or whatever the heck it is a dog or something well thats kind of where teal'c is at rite now and i think it wont be long before chia Teal'c becomes a merchandise item.
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Daniel: c come on...tell them how deep you are. You'l be lucky if you even understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is inmaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oooh ssss!
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They might not be too funny but...hey comon...humor me...i just went threw like 4 hours of interviews and stuff to get all of this...
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prior wrote:in the ep where Col. oneill and carter are stuck in anartica. They are huddling together for warmth.
Carter: Sir
O'neill: I swear Its my side arm
http://dhd.hostrocket.com/downloads.php?id=atblooper
Check that one out, a blooper for that episode
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