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okay i'll kick it off. Watched this episode this morining

From 'Demons':

Carter: Looks like a church sir.
Jack: Meaning what?
Teal'c: Meaning that it is likely Christians reside here.
Jack: Thank you Teal'c.

"Urgo"

(Teal'c sculls boiling coffee)
Dan: Isnt that hot?
Tealc: Extremely.

I got heaps more, but those stick out at the moment.

This sounds like a tv-room post. I'll move it there.

Carter: "We did it!” *Hugs Thor*.
Thor:“It was your stupid idea.”

Here are a few from my list:

Jack: Do we really think anyone’s going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a ‘Stargate?’ I mean, I have a hard enough time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner.

Teal’c: Are considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal’c, the cliché is ‘Are you thinking what I’m thinking?’ And the answer is yes.

Jack: (to Daniel about delivering a baby) You never cease to amaze me with all your talents.
Daniel: Thank you. Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Jack: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.
Jack: Where’s that?
Daniel: Greece.
Jack: Why do I do that?

Klorel: "Father, these are the intruders. The Shol'vah, and the human that recruited him."

Jack: <To Apophis> "Hey pops!"

Apophis: "SILENCE!"

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Anice: "The great queen Egeria; she broke from the Goa'uld almost 10 thousand years ago; her offspring became the Tok'ra."

Daniel: "Egeria, Roman Goddess of Fountains....."

Jack: "Fountains?"

Daniel: "....Also childbirth."

Jack: "How do those two go together?"

Daniel: "It doesn't matter........."

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McKay: "I wonder why he waited so long to show up and do his 'Prepare to meet your doom' thing?

Carter: "I quess he wanted to make sure it was going to work..."

McKay: "Yeah, that'd be embarrasing. <Mocking Anubis> 'Nothing can stop the destruction I bring upon you', then the gate shuts down, 'Oops, sorry, nevermind.'"

Carter: Well, that didn't happen and we only have 53 more hours to figure this out.

<Scientists are arguing and McKay says "That's it!">

McKay: "No not you, you're horribly wrong; both of you, but you gave me an idea: We've been able to send messages both ways through a wormhole, like radio messages......."

Carter: "So what, do we call Anubis up and ask him to stop?"

McKay: "'Yeah, Anubis this is your agent, you're playing way over top' <To Carter> Can you get serious please?"

aaaaaaaaaaa its shol'va va not vah i checked


narim: travel has asked that i escort them the rest of the way
o neill: is that true
narim: no. i heard you were back on tollan
blaa blaa blaa then

narim: you dont understand every tollan has a small implant that monitors there health here is my current health
carter: i asume your ok
narim: yes perfect health. as the seer of omocs personal details including hes health records despite him looking lile under alot of stress he to was in perfect health
carter: well people sometimes die of heart attacks with no warning
narim: no if anything goes wrong health officers are dispatched immediatly normally meximum responce time is under 10 minuets
o neill: what are you saying?
narim: that just doesnt happen the system is flawless
o neill: no what are you saying
narim: well i believe omoc may have been murdered

ok im not sure if i got that exactly right and i know its not the best one klorel took all the ones i was gonna do grrr

coversation going on between the members of sg-13 about the possibilitiy of life on a planet after they come through the stargate in the two parter heroes

col. dixon:i dont see any indication of anything here

balinsky:take the usual bet on that sir
sure wells

wells:an abandoned naquadah mine

col.dixon:boring good odds,bosworth

bosworth:im going to put my money on trees,sir

col.dixon:bosworths disqualified for being a smartass.
ill go with two headed aliens

wells: hostile or friendly,sir

col.dixon:one head good one head bad,balinsky?

balinsky:ruins of an ancient city

cmdr: yeah,you wish

From "Ergo"
(The dialogue in the beginning is definately wrong because I haven't seen the episode in a while)

General Hammond: "You've obviously been comprised."

Carter: "Really, we're fine."

Hammond: "You're saying that after he spilled hot coffee on your hand?"

SG-1 all at once:
Jack, Sam, Daniel: "He didn't mean to."
Teal'c: "It was not his intention."

in the ep where Col. oneill and carter are stuck in anartica. They are huddling together for warmth.

Carter: Sir
O'neill: I swear Its my side arm

prior wrote:in the ep where Col. oneill and carter are stuck in anartica. They are huddling together for warmth.

Carter: Sir
O'neill: I swear Its my side arm

That was hilarious, lol
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(Teal'c Blasts the wall with a P90)

Mitchell:" Woa! Woa! Man! Bullets bounce!

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And one of my favorites:

"The Treasure is in this pot"

I wonder what the ancient who engraved that was thinking, lol

Daniel: "I believe I've translated more of the circle. I think Hic Qua Videem translates into the 'Place of our Legacy'................ or it could be 'A Piece of our Leg', but the first is far more likely."

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Mitchell: "A room full of treasure and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book."

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And in memory of Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: "What????"

prior wrote:in the ep where Col. oneill and carter are stuck in anartica. They are huddling together for warmth.

Carter: Sir
O'neill: I swear Its my side arm

http://dhd.hostrocket.com/downloads.php?id=atblooper

Check that one out, a blooper for that episode