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The joys of wearing the Omega tag
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:17 am
by geisha
One change I noticed since I transferred from DD to Omega, is that random people you don't know and whos alliances you have never heard of and who you have never massed or even farmed somehow feel the urge to send you retarded messages.
Today I received this one:
you are a complete homo i hear.
While I usually reply to all abusive, threatening or just retarded messages with a simple "I blame Jake", I took the time to reply to this one with:
geisha wrote:You hear right, my friend. Even though most people look up to Omega as their gods, I still class myself a Homo Sapiens Sapiens, a female specimen to be precise. Is there anything else you wish to talk about or was that it? Have a nice day.
Thanks for the laughs, random noobs. To all other random noobs out there who plan to tell me how much they adore me, please be kind enough to have at least a tiny defense to mass or a few spies to kill...
Thanks
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:25 am
by ~BARBARIAN~
hahaha nice one geisha like the fact u sent him a sarcastic message rtaher then just massing him..
i often get these, but i also send out rando mmessages to ppl, although not abusive...
nice work./
although female species is a little optamistic.
i prefer.. opposite sexually challanged..
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:28 am
by RepliJake
I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:30 am
by Bazsy
Mass them, their alliance, their co, officers, co's alliance, officers allaince.
Than send a message asking: now what? LMAO
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:32 am
by geisha
RepliJake wrote:I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.
*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:33 am
by Huxley
I get these messages quite frequently

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:35 am
by Bazsy
I get random noobs spying me when they doesnt even see my army size or naq... they usualy loose 50k spies, but the higher was 500k:P
No messages tho...
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:42 am
by Profitteroles
The best one i ever had was a guy changing his name in ascention and trying to mass me.
This was what he changed it to
Realm: Dark realm
Overseer: f*ck you profetrollers
Race: Indu
Rank: 1,057
Sphere Of Influence: 139,999(75,989) Planets
Resources: 12,059,457 Dark Matter Units
In all fairness i did mass him twice in 3 days after he tried to pay Mujo to mass me in main
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:48 am
by Flavar
i cant say about the jois fo omega tag. But the alpha tag is enough.
i got so many messages liek this about how bad alpha is.
luckily for them is that i acm better at ignoring those than others.
they cant understand that you gain so much from being in an alliance that backs you up. and know how to destroy somebody.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:24 am
by Bazsy
So looks like my low rank which helps me avoid them:P i don't get messages:S
I could answer them properly:)
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:44 am
by BenjaminMS
Geisha, I can tell you that guy/girl's native language is Dutch or some of the slightly variations on that (from former Dutch colonies). Also, if you translate it, it means gay.
Also, the person who sent it is younger then 20 (minimal) and is bad at English.
Advise: mass them

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:58 am
by RepliJake
BenjaminMS wrote:Geisha, I can tell you that guy/girl's native language is Dutch or some of the slightly variations on that (from former Dutch colonies). Also, if you translate it, it means gay.
Also, the person who sent it is younger then 20 (minimal) and is bad at English.
Advise: mass them

Or, not.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:09 am
by Hansbrough
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Hmm I don't get those types of messages anymore geisha. I've never even got an F.U. for massing some random person's MS, defense, or planet. I feel so left out

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:09 am
by RobinInDaHood
geisha wrote:*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake

You won't even
need to pay me.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:30 am
by geisha
geisha wrote:RepliJake wrote:I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.
*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake

I wasn't kidding

See:
http://herebegames.com/StarGateWars/vie ... hp?t=64160
Anything to keep you happy
