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ROFL: The thread in which we discuss amusing / classy PMs

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:17 pm
by DD-Tok`ra
That we recived in war.



I keep hearing people say theyre getting nasty or noobish PMs (Ive gotten quite, QUITE, a few of the later myself)

But theres the other kind.


Those with class, which also may make you have a larf.

To what do I refer ?

Messages like this one from 81889.


hahahha i just ascended and moved down from forgotten serenity 2 days before the war lol i was lucky they got totaly ****ed up lol, thats one mean machine u got


We joked around and we were RESPECTFUL even tho his smalll post assencion MS had just been obliterated.


Another good message would be from 64032.

hey your a legend!!i herald you like massed half the server :P well dones


He's polite, not complaining (hey, it is a WAR game afterall) and refers to my obliterating every exposed MS in his alliance (which surrenderd to me after I paid my visit)

He goes on to say

hahahha i just ascended and moved down from forgotten serenity 2 days before the war lol i was lucky they got totaly ****ed up lol, thats one mean machine u got


refering to how the CoP was on his allies like a cathloc preist on a new alter boy.




So SGW, tell us your best PMs.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:51 pm
by Giovanni
ubject: Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral

Message text:

Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral.
You can respond in any manner you wish - although - if you are both at war, the costs of battle will rise...if you are both at peace, you cannot engage in any hostile actions towards each other. A one-sided relation has little effect...
You can set your status with Tok`ra by finding them in the attack screen,and viewing their stats...
All peace and war declarations are declared for a minimum of 24 hours.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:59 am
by Neimenljivi
Giovanni wrote:ubject: Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral

Message text:

Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral.
You can respond in any manner you wish - although - if you are both at war, the costs of battle will rise...if you are both at peace, you cannot engage in any hostile actions towards each other. A one-sided relation has little effect...
You can set your status with Tok`ra by finding them in the attack screen,and viewing their stats...
All peace and war declarations are declared for a minimum of 24 hours.


pwnd :lol: :-D

~N

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:36 pm
by J.S.
War messages eh... Well not in war but these are some that I got since the start of the recent war

Tok`ra mased my mothership... Hes in the dirty dozen.


A mate of mine found somone not involved in the war but I thought this was a good one

WOW! By chance went raiding and scooped up over 400K UU from one guy. Fro ooo about 1100 AT\'s. Got 3 FULL MT\'s worth of stuff, 2xAT\'s and 1xNaq. Put the rest of the UU into Covert, Miners and Def. Nicely set up. Jumped a bit from that too.


Another funny one!!

hey man are you buying UU? i have 1 mil for sale


Got a few of these haven't accepted them yet tho...

can i join the hive please?????


One of my personal favourites he was massed for wanting to help, his alliance are not involved in the war

i do not know if you realize this, but i was farmed by ------- and as i was a target of the war that makes him a vulture of it, and i do believe that vultures are being targeted.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:07 pm
by DD-Tok`ra
J.S. wrote:
Tok`ra mased my mothership... Hes in the dirty dozen.






That one is good :D

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:31 pm
by [BERSERKER]
when are people going to realize PM's that arent completely n00bish arent that rare :? . I dont get taken back at all when i receive a classy PM from anybody, and i've massed quite a few dudes

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:22 pm
by Rienna
all the messages I've got so far this war have been total class....


my favorite so far is this one:

:( i was hoping i could take a little bite out of ur spies...but tomorrow is another day


take care


Gotti84 [TATS]




Class!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:30 am
by Aina Vedui
Ingame PM wrote:Generally I wouldn't bother responding to the even most stupid attack, but that one was ridiculous. :x Did you think you could use your 350B strike to level my 600M defense!? What were you thinking! And very funny to sab my strike away with 100 spies.

I guess I'll go to bed now. Whenever I get big, I'll get you big.

Love,
Elladan


lmao

"love"... no less... lol

Thoroughly enjoyed the sab though.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:56 am
by Vendetta
Message text:

hahahahahaha lost my underkower agents 1 k :D:D buhahahahahaha a ile tur zuzyles..haha


and my responce

I was phasing you..... :?


i dunno what the last bit of his message means but if anyone knows feel free to tell me :-D

i think ill acctually AC him now :roll:

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:47 am
by Aina Vedui
He's boasting that you wasted turns on hitting his 1k turns.


Dude cannot spell though: It should read "a ile tur zużyłeś", with the 'funny' characters.

Literally it means "But you have consumed what rounds?" As in "but you wasted how many turns on that?"

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:00 am
by Vendetta
i used 120 :?

thats like 3k UU, or 1bill naq, OHH NOES! :lol:

wouldnt matter if i used 5k turns, he raided my mate, and he is not in the war. i later killed his spies for him.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:13 am
by Bad Wolf
When I nicked 5 bill naq off you, I sent a PM, I trust the PM was of a high standard ?

BW