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OK enough of the SGW marriage stuff. Let's introduce a new movement. Pick one person, this will be the person you develop the most hostility towards; in the case of this one person, regardless of creed, colour, race or alliance, you agree to pursue each other to the ends of the universe, relentlessly. The terms included are this:

- No NAP observation

- No nice words said about each other unless in the form of sarcasm.

- Every six months, you war. You spend this time building, and in six months at an appointed time, you throw everything you have at each other; when your MS is wasted, your Strikers, When your strikers are wasted, your coverts, and when your accounts are both obliterated, you hurl insults at each other via IM until one of you gets sick of it all and your mum tells you it's teatime, so you have to go anyway.

- No compliments. Ever.

- The only time you're permitted to unite, is when there's a common interest, like someone saying that the first clerks movie was bad, or that x men 3 was a decent movie. THEN you're allowed to unite and start massing the crap out of said target.

- No farming, naq hits, raids on your chosen opponent in order to allow building.

*all of this is satire.

Seeing that more and more people in StarGateWars are getting married, I think it is time for a counter movement.

A fabricated and totally imaginary marriage in an online game with someone you have never met and possibly will never meet in your life is a big step indeed. Decisions that are not affecting your life in any way are tough and should be considered wisely.

Therefrom and in order to remind especially the younger ones among us that getting married is not the only kind of relationship a man and a woman in an MMORPG can have, myself and iKon would like to formally announce our SGW affair on a strictly physical (yet fabricated) basis.

As evidence of our intent we have signed the following agreement:



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*all of this is satire.

erm that's like enemy brothers or something close what you propose...

Åpophis ™ wrote:erm that's like enemy brothers or something close what you propose...

yes. except no sleeping with each other.

iKon wrote:

Åpophis ™ wrote:erm that's like enemy brothers or something close what you propose...

yes. except no sleeping with each other.

Dang! Sleeping with the enemy would be a fine strategy ...I doubt I would try it though

iKon wrote:

Åpophis ™ wrote:erm that's like enemy brothers or something close what you propose...

yes. except no sleeping with each other.

shut up and come to bed!







*all of this is satire.

*sigh* yes dear. The things I'm about to do for my country

um, wow, lee, i would of never guessed!?!

and geisha shame on u for taking advantage of a poor little boy and remember to tie him up that way he cant run away

Chisholm wrote::shock: um, wow, lee, i would of never guessed!?!

and geisha shame on u for taking advantage of a poor little boy and remember to tie him up that way he cant run away

who said I'm running? *evil grin*