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13 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

11. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

While this is definately funny, I don't see how it fits in SGW General

Pungemo wrote:While this is definately funny, I don't see how it fits in SGW General

I agree

Pungemo wrote:While this is definately funny, I don't see how it fits in SGW General

It's called lightening the mood and I already scream I won I won everytime I get money from the ATM

Rofl.

Nice.

poor Reaver hes bald hell never no the feeling LOL

nice one Robe.

I think we need to lighten the mood in here.

At least its funny and makes people laugh and not scream in anger.

Good job Sue

Its better than the ''Are you happy?'' thread


dammit make me happy then

Thanx for the laugh

lmao

Haha.

REK wrote:poor Reaver hes bald hell never no the feeling LOL

Now REK that was just plain mean..., but flippin hilarious, nice one.

The last one, I love it.

J.S. wrote:

Pungemo wrote:While this is definately funny, I don't see how it fits in SGW General

It's called lightening the mood and I already scream I won I won everytime I get money from the ATM

I always lose!

Number 13's the best in accordance with the prophecy.

Spastic

4,7,13.
4 cause damn i wonder if that would work. It should...
7 cause lol i can see some waiters having trouble with that, and the new ones LOL.
13, well cause i'm thinking it should say.
Cause i'm addicted to SGW i had to sell of you for resources, now which one of you wants to go live in Canada and make maple syrup.