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If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:11 am
by Quina Quen
Would you squeeze all their sourness right outta them? Pour it on some freshly baked pancakes and sprinkle on some sugar and suddenly feel moderated and sleazy?

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:47 am
by Robe
I was thinking more like....

Lick, sip and suck :shock:

So we probably need some salt and Tequila as well :D

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:50 am
by Vendetta
tequila is fine straight.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:51 am
by Quina Quen
Damnit, I forgot about the Tequila! Drown out the moderatory mundanity.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:55 am
by Zeratul
Diamond Dust wrote:Would you squeeze all their sourness right outta them? Pour it on some freshly baked pancakes and sprinkle on some sugar and suddenly feel moderated and sleazy?


lemons on pancakes is new to us... (we usually use blueberry jam & bacon, and, if for dessert, whipped cream...)



anyways, on topic, we'd not squeeze them, since lemons are supposed to be eaten whole, not squished... the only one around here we'd squeeze is squishie... *squishes said squishie*

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:09 am
by Quina Quen
Blueberry on pancakes, now that sounds interesting. You've go me thinking now. Tequila + Blueberry + Pancakes.

Also, if the moderators were lemons I might put them in a blender, add some ice cream vodka, and make some sort of vodka ice cream lemon sorbet. Does anyone think that my moderator sorbet would work?

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:17 am
by Zeratul
would be better with pure ethanol...

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:35 am
by Quina Quen
I don't think pure ethanol would quite work.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:44 am
by RepliJake
Diamond Dust wrote:Would you squeeze all their sourness right outta them? Pour it on some freshly baked pancakes and sprinkle on some sugar and suddenly feel moderated and sleazy?


IF???

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:58 am
by Quina Quen
You wouldn't be suggesting that the moderators are lemons, would you?

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:06 am
by RepliJake
Diamond Dust wrote:You wouldn't be suggesting that the moderators are lemons, would you?


I'm simply questioning the fact that you aren't.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:08 am
by RobinInDaHood
I'd always heard if life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:10 am
by Quina Quen
General Pain I wrote:
Diamond Dust wrote:You wouldn't be suggesting that the moderators are lemons, would you?


I'm simply questioning the fact that you aren't.


Who says I wasn't?

And Mr Robin, life is like lemonade sometimes, sweet and sobering. Sometimes though, if you use too many moderatory lemons, then things turn sour.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:11 am
by RepliJake
Diamond Dust wrote:
General Pain I wrote:
Diamond Dust wrote:You wouldn't be suggesting that the moderators are lemons, would you?


I'm simply questioning the fact that you aren't.


Who says I wasn't?


You put IF therefore giving the impression that it is not FACT, where as I know different.

Re: If the mods were lemons...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:20 am
by Quina Quen
General Pain I wrote:
You put IF therefore giving the impression that it is not FACT, where as I know different.


I did put 'if'. This is where a good lemon does not end up being bad lemonade. Being careful with your choice of lemons is key.