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*Opens the doors
Come in, come in.... first round is on the house!

Yay, climbs up ladder onto roof......where is it

*a door magically opens in the fabric of space.
-Hey there, how do you like my new doors? had them custom made and installed.

dude... can those doors get me to any where!? I'll come by the bar if the doors go anywhere so my lady friend don't come in angry... I don't want to get kicked out...

RIGHT ON!! nice bar you got High Guard!! mind if we talk about my joining the common wealth over a game of poker? freshly deposited my planetary checks! got 2300 planets on credit right now!

Lucius_Crassus wrote::shock: dude... can those doors get me to any where!? I'll come by the bar if the doors go anywhere so my lady friend don't come in angry... I don't want to get kicked out...

RIGHT ON!! nice bar you got High Guard!! mind if we talk about my joining the common wealth over a game of poker? freshly deposited my planetary checks! got 2300 planets on credit right now!

Yup, All I need is coordinates and I can send you anywhere you want to go free of charge.

Sure mate, there's a poker table & pool table right there, hokey table getting delivered tomorrow. Got galaxy darts on that wall and by the back door is the enclosure where I keep my pet Ori, you can feed him if you want, but be careful he bites.

Can I get you anything to drink? Bourbon, Gin, Wine, Oxygen bar? I got everything & first round is on house/

ori pet!! lol nice pet! now i wish the others would just roll over like that! ... hmm... i'm sure we can tame some more before we have to put the rest down

I love the idea of playing pool! especially since the balls are galaxys!! lol that's a nice touch!

oh! i'll take a scotch on the rocks long day in the office... trying to convert all those planets to resource or intelligence... tough gig...

Stumbles into bar and sits down on handy stool
*Notices that everyone is looking at him in a less then friendly manner*

*Hic...up*
"....Wha..t.tt...r...uuu...loo...kkking at"

Quick lets get his wallet

So that will be a fried Ori for Ash: Would you like it well or medium rare?

Scotch on the rocks for Lucius: Try this, it's one of my personal favorite, Auchentoshan 21, but if you don't like it I have many others. We serve everything from White Horse to Macallan 25.

How about you Milenko? Some Kalashnikov Vodka perhaps?

High guard wrote:So that will be a fried Ori for Ash: Would you like it well or medium rare?

Scotch on the rocks for Lucius: Try this, it's one of my personal favorite, Auchentoshan 21, but if you don't like it I have many others. We serve everything from White Horse to Macallan 25.

How about you Milenko? Some Kalashnikov Vodka perhaps?

hmmm, sures...just let me get my ...wallet

Okay who tooks ittsss?

- No problem, I'll put it on your tab.
*Looks at Ahs tab
- Wow holy **Filtered** man when did you eat the Andromeda galaxy?

*Burp*
Oh i feel so much better now...Andromeda galaxy?
Was wondering where i was feelin stuffed

So how much did is that cost me.... REALLY

Can i start on an installment plan, or something, otherwise that might cost me my dmu production for the next 99.99 years

Oh look at the time

*Runs for the door*

*opens door in Ash's face*

... oops... did i do that?? Here let me help you back to the bar . Thanks High Guard, this should be fine

Messiah of the Indu eh?... isn't he lucky we serve his kind...

any way... if High Guard will serve ya, then your welcome, just try not running into interdimentional doors again eh?

Oh, and pay your bill, no one likes a "dine and dasher" besides it's only nearly 100 years. you are ascended... what should that matter to you??

Now that I got some money have you got any rum?

- No eating and dashing, but no worries Lucius I had the exit doors set for my Ori farms, It was time to feed them anyway. Maybe next time, for now I'll give them some grain.
*Resets the doors for normal space
- No Worries Ash, my food is good but cheap. That meal will only cost you 3 Ascended years or 1 Black hole, whatever you prefer.

- Sure Milenko I got everything from Light Rum to Super Premium. You got anything specific in mind.