best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:07 pm
why were the two symbyotes crossing the road
to see wich one would get implanted first
to see wich one would get implanted first
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best (stargate) jokes
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Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:31 pm
wow...that was painful.
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:34 pm
yes i know
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:42 pm
meh it is a start, i only know perverted sg jokes that i have heard, but this thread seems like a good idea 
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:29 am
fortune400 wrote:yes i know
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
shoot him.
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:42 am
fortune400 wrote:why were the two symbyotes crossing the road
to see wich one would get implanted first
My eyes bleed from the saturation of fail in this joke =O
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:25 pm
so do mine ](./images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall")
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:31 am
This thread has seen maybe one Stargate joke... it is little else than bad spam. GreenGoblin has already commented here.
I would move it to the temple, but I think I might be killed for doing so.
All that being said, please try to keep this on topic... at least slightly.
cleaned.
I would move it to the temple, but I think I might be killed for doing so.
All that being said, please try to keep this on topic... at least slightly.
cleaned.
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:33 pm
I found that joke funny...
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:36 pm
Strangely I did too, though whether it was the joke itself, or Teal'uc's reaction/nonreaction from the rest of the team.
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:43 pm
somebody needs to come up with a joke
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:48 am
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:19 am
Hallowed is the Google...
Q: How many System Lords does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
A: Your god does not screw in a light bulb. Your god holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around me.
Q: How many Ancients does it take to change a light bulb?
A:We view changing light bulbs as futile; they will just keep burning out. So we sunk the city.
Q: How many Asgard does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The Asgard would never invent a light that superheats a small filament of tungsten within a noble gas by passing a strong electrical current through it.
Q: You learn that Kinsey has been captured by the Goa'uld. You are tasked to retrieve him before the Goa'uld are able to learn the high level information he carries. After fighting your way to his cell, you discover he is being interrogated by Ba'al, his first prime, and a Kull warrior. At this point you realize you have only two rounds left. What do you do?
A: Shoot Kinsey twice.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Goa'uld: To worship its true god.
Tok'ra: Its crystal tunnel caved in.
Jaffa: Chicken, kree!!
Rodney: Does this chicken have lemon on it?
Carter: The wormhole passed by a quasar precisely at the height of its luminosity which absorbed latent radiation that was transferred through to the Stargate. The radiation somehow affected the thyroid gland of the chicken causing its metabolic rate to greatly increase. Soil samples taken from the far side of the road indicate that..
Jack: Carter!
Carter: It was hungry, sir.
When life gives you citrus fruits, throw them at Rodney.
Re: best (stargate) jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:39 am
Lucky Starr wrote:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Carter: The wormhole passed by a quasar precisely at the height of its luminosity which absorbed latent radiation that was transferred through to the Stargate. The radiation somehow affected the thyroid gland of the chicken causing its metabolic rate to greatly increase. Soil samples taken from the far side of the road indicate that..
Jack: Carter!
Carter: It was hungry, sir.
How many Jaffa does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven: five to worship it as a god of light; one to point out that if it WAS a god of light, it's now a dead, false god; and one to go against convention and change the light bulb himself.