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<cue ominous music>

of no consequence.

To hear it spoken by you would be an assault on my ears.

You pathetic worms. Maggots. BOW BEFORE ME. You shall learn my name ONLY when you're lying crushed under my feet begging for mercy.

<Oi, knock it off>
(What, too much?)
<Dude, you just posted in another thread about your 6m army>
(Oh, crap)

Ummm... Hi everyone!

Welcome your newest overlord, whose name shall remain a mystery...

I guess you name is...Bob

Damn, your covert must be high...

I will graciously permit you to speak the name of my host, for now.

be carful what you speak in here young one not only will you have to watch your back from the tori, tokra and the replicaters, other goa'ulds will put you in your place

Strange post/topic to say hi

Hear my words, for I speak the truth

I hereby declare peace with all my goa'uld brethern, until the tauri, replicator, asgard, and tok'ra scum are annihilated.

I will farm & raid only insignificant worms unworthy of the title of goa'uld

I bow before no-one, for I am the one true god

I will tolerate and respect everyone else *thinking* they are the one true god, such is the benevolent and forgiving nature of our mighty race.

Apophis The Great wrote:Strange post/topic to say hi

Ummm... mmo role playing g?

Just having a bit of fun... seriously, hi everyone... don't mind me I'm either mad or both.

i think i will name him Frank.

bob/frank, u have been here 5 mins and already you have the tokra on your back and i suspect most of the Goa'uld race (ones that read the forum) stop now whiles you have an account to use.

I you truly want to be taken seriusly then show your id or ingame name, other wise you are just another loude mouth that is nothing better than a tokra.

Now that I think about it, he's more of a Betty then a Frank.

Hi Bob. You speak big. I do hope you have the army and ms to back up the talk. There is a place to talk big. Maybe you are roleplaying, but there are some itchy fingures and strong coffee lovers in these forums, who have a few thousand attack turns and the safety catch is off.

Also, if you do roleplay, make sure it is known. There are Tokra, ancients etc, some of these guys and ladies are the daddies and daddies of the sgw. Maybe not as big daddies as the system Lords but that is another story

Last thing you want, is to become a **Filtered** to these no nonsense big hitters.

Enjoy the game. You will find much honour amongst the players and also some scum who hold no honour. But you will find that out on your own.

Good luck.. Bob or Frank/Betty (english humour there me thinks) as some seem want to call you. Robert sounds better surely? May the Goauld rule.

Bob_2007 wrote:Hear my words, for I speak the truth

I hereby declare peace with all my goa'uld brethern, until the tauri, replicator, asgard, and tok'ra scum are annihilated.

I will farm & raid only insignificant worms unworthy of the title of goa'uld

I bow before no-one, for I am the one true god

I will tolerate and respect everyone else *thinking* they are the one true god, such is the benevolent and forgiving nature of our mighty race.

Apophis The Great wrote:Strange post/topic to say hi

Ummm... mmo role playing g?

Just having a bit of fun... seriously, hi everyone... don't mind me I'm either mad or both.

Roleplay? Hmmm usually I hardly use maggot word when I roleplay lol

You are acting too much goa'uld right now usually people who believe they are the god of the game and can't back it don't end goodly...

Hmmm... As Jack would say... "That went well..."

I've read much of the friendly banter that goes on in the forums, clearly I was mistaken thinking I could join in before people got to know me.

My sincerest apologies for this lapse in good judgement. I had hoped that my pathetic attempt at humour in my first post would make it very obvious it was all tongue in cheek. Tried to make an entrance that would remind people of Jack's "Who talks like that" one-liner... Clearly I failed.

I meant no disrespect, honestly. I think (hope!) Teal'auc "got it" because he knows I have come to respect him, we've met briefly in other forums.

I don't think I'll be making any more attempts at roleplay until I've got a handle on the temperature in here...

Forgive my mistake, I'm going to crawl back into my corner now and STHU...

Betty

hey hey hey..