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MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:09 pm
by High Empty
With commanders and allainces?
Subject : MATHEMATICS ROMANCE
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Thanks goes to Upandaway, for this great piece of work.
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:26 pm
by FEARLESS
I would agree with this one.
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:23 pm
by vinny d
High Empty wrote:HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
That is hysterical.
Fearless and now I agree with this one
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:28 pm
by Ero`Sore
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:01 am
by hidden
vinny d wrote:High Empty wrote:HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
That is hysterical.
Fearless and now I agree with this one
ooo iv seen that one before
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:18 am
by darkness5723
lol.. thanks to whoever wrote that.. that just made my day.
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
by Almost38
haha so funny
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:24 pm
by Rocky
Ero`Sore wrote::lol:
soooooooooooo truee
i have nothing more to say
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:31 am
by thaltek
High Empty wrote:HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:31 am
by Orpheus
to get a girl you need time and money so :
girlfriend = money x time
we know time is money so :
time = money
deduction :
girlfriend = money x money
=> girlfriend = money²
we know that money is the root of all problems :
money is √problems
so if we do deduction :
girlfriend = (√problems )²
=> girlfriend = problems
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:30 am
by Hollow
Orpheus wrote:to get a girl you need time and money so :
girlfriend = money x time
we know time is money so :
time = money
deduction :
girlfriend = money x money
=> girlfriend = money²
we know that money is the root of all problems :
money is √problems
so if we do deduction :
girlfriend = (√problems )²
=> girlfriend = problems
haha very good
but they have their benefits
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:47 am
by ThunderCat
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:53 pm
by SVaRuN
Orpheus wrote:to get a girl you need time and money so :
girlfriend = money x time
we know time is money so :
time = money
deduction :
girlfriend = money x money
=> girlfriend = money²
we know that money is the root of all problems :
money is √problems
so if we do deduction :
girlfriend = (√problems )²
=> girlfriend = problems
lol good one
Blue
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:22 pm
by Mystake
its technically
Money is the root of all Evil
but i guess u can do problems..
bleh
Re: MATHEMATICS ROMANCE So does this apply to SGW as well?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:49 am
by hidden
Orpheus wrote:to get a girl you need time and money so :
girlfriend = money x time
we know time is money so :
time = money
deduction :
girlfriend = money x money
=> girlfriend = money²
we know that money is the root of all problems :
money is √problems
so if we do deduction :
girlfriend = (√problems )²
=> girlfriend = problems
well actually its evil not problems