1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
11. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
